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Idk what you mean “what if” this is abso fucking lutely canon

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”Choooclate,” “I remember ehen they invented chocolate.”

I cant be the only one

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im sorry???? Jujutsu Kaisen what are you trying to tell me??

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Welcome to the club

WATCHING TORCHWOOD SEASON 1 EPISODE 12 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST GOT BASHED IN THE HEAD BY THE BRICK THAT IS A NIGHTINGALE SANG IN BERKELEY SQUARE

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

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The bots are also taking advantage of the “nice user” speech, just because it’s written to look legitimate does not mean it is.

If you aren't sure if the comments are real, either Google it, or look through tumblr and Ao3 tags, cause you know we will be having an utter heyday if Ao3 starts deleting content.

Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.

Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.

Just. Why.

What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.

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that feeling when youre sitting on the the toilet and playing on your phone and then your legs fall alseep and then go really numb and you stand up and it feels like you don’t have legs but you look down and HEY give me back my LEGS cause the ants are mad at you and took your legs while you werent looking

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Miscommunication

No. He doesn't. The problem is though, they could NEVER talk openly. Could not, not did not. (I can't find the gif where they say Aziraphale and Crowley never talk)

They do talk. They talked as much as they could. And they did so well, learning each other, without ever being clear about their feelings and wants, yes, even to themselves.

Because doing otherwise would have meant AWFUL THINGS for them and the other.

They can and do communicate admirably in S1 and downright amazingly in S2.

The HUGE problem they face in their relationship is their circumstances (which are terrible) and their ways to deal with that - because they differ. What Crowley wants is to leave it all behind, their sides, their wars, their stupid rules and just be with his angel. Aziraphale and his rational, practical mind knows this is not possible and so he insists on trying everything (even though he does not want to do these things, even though it hurts him too) before he could contemplate (IF he ever could) running away and be together for however long they would managed before they get hunted down.

And so what they have to resolve between themselves isn't themselves. They don't need to change. Themselves or each other. It would solve nothing.

They need to change their world, their circumstances. And they did and will again.

People keep saying that Aziraphale does not understand Crowley and does not understand that he would never go back to Heaven. BUT - Aziraphale did not want to go back to Heaven either. And I bet he knew exactly how much Crowley would despise it too. That's why he does not tell him he had no choice in the matter.

Anyway, yep, absolutely true. Definitely not a good time.

But that is true as well. Aziraphale and Crowley created a kind of transference with Nina and Maggie, hoping that by making them happy, they will achieve something (a bit of a reveal) for their own relationship which was stuck in a limbo after non-Armageddon and the We-Are-Still-Not-Safe / Fragile-Existence years.

But although they shouldn't have done that... it wasn't like, more than friends would do for friends. I mean if we could do miracles or sth... We meddle in each other's relationships all the time after all.

And what I do admire is that although human lives must seem incredibly brief to them, they still care, they don't dismiss the human's problems as something they will just get over with, after all in a year or two, it'll all be forgotten, whichever way it goes, no. They care and they want to help. And it's imperfect and that is perfect about it.

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Bigger than everything 🥲💗

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good ol’ vortex indicator

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BROTHERRRRR

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Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!

(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)

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Miracle day may have been an absolute shitshow but atleast we got some gems

@insertisopodthemedusernamehere reminded me that there are people out there that still need to know the truth. Let a new fan of Doctor Who in on his fruitiness today with this simple tool.

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*Donna becoming more and more desperate*

“Please no!!!”

I would love for 14 to recount his adventures to Donna tho

14: "Oh right! You know the archaeologist we met in that library who knew me but I didn't know her?"

Donna: "The pretty one you were bickering with?"

14: "Yeah! You are never going to believe who she is, you ready for this?"

Donna: "Well, go on! Who is she?"

14: "My wife."

Donna: *Extremely loud gasping, nearly spills her wine* "NO"

14: "Yes!"

Donna: "NO!"

14: "Yes!"

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I just called a business… i did an adult… wat

they do *insert type of piercing here*

it took like two seconds i felt wrird so I asked if they were open today

wat

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It would be good for some people to be introduced to the idea of "less annoying than a donkey", which is a fine example of this that I encountered in one post about mules. OOP, who was very familiar with mules, explained how besides all their other positive traits they were bred for, mules had the added extra benefit of being easier to handle, being less difficult, less stubborn and less annoying than donkeys.

And there were people replying to correct this person about being wrong: Mules are not easy to handle! They are more difficult than horses, determined to annoy you, and has OOP never heard the expression "as stubborn as a mule"?

And what all these people neglected to consider was that OOP never said that mules are easy to handle. The specific wording was less annoying than a donkey. They didn't say that mules are easy, just that donkeys are even worse. And just to clarify, I have nothing against any particular equine, it was just the example I had. Also I'm pretty sure that both a mule and a donkey would be proud to be considered the worst to handle.

Sometimes comparisons are not between a thing that has a trait, and a thing that does not have it. Sometimes they are between a thing that has a trait, and a thing that has it so much more.

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A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

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And the doctor is forever just love dumb idiot man

LEGIT ANYONE WOULD

watch me (sort of) rant about bisexual jack harkness from doctor who. or don’t, but please do. (also spoilers from like, end of s1 to s3 ep12 or something)

okay so like. this has literally been around since s1, when he kissed the doctor on the lips right after kissing rose too before going into battle. that was..absolutely adorable. then y’know Jack dies, comes back, is immortal, we don’t see him for 2 seasons, ect ect. but when he comes back in s3x11, ohhhh boy ultimate bisexual. first thing he does after coming back from once again being dead is flirt with Martha. Then in the hallway of the place where the humans are being sheltered, he sees a man in the hallway and does the classic flirty, ‘hi, I’m captain Jack harkness, who are you?’ type thing then gets dragged away by ten with his warning, ‘stop it..’ I think i was going to give other examples, but I got distracted and didn’t make this post until now and forgot what they were, but it was prolly just stuff about jack making little comments and hints about men. then there was when the doctor brings up there being a chance of jack finding another version of himself and jokes, “the only man good enough for you,” or something, y’know, implying that jack likes men. which..yay. then there was the scene in s3x12 where the doctor makes a very self-UNaware joke about somebody having a crush (“oh, I know! It’s like when you fancy someone and they don’t even know you exist!”) and y’know it’s all ironic cus Martha has a crush on the doctor, and after ten walks off, Martha and jack are kinda just standing there and he looks at her and says, “you too, huh?” Which just like. OUGH

tl;dr: jack harkness is bisexual and canonically has a crush on the doctor. (which, who wouldn’t, right?)