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HE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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Skin contact with my husband makes my brain go AWOOOOOGA

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I feel like a flashbang blew up in my face reading this

fresnel lenses and quantum computers are eldritch yuri im quite certain

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At some point im going to stop responding to these unless you start to use real words (in a language i know you little shit)

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Nope

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So fun story: I was at a restaurant with my family and my brother got this pasta dish that came with bread. Now, I think he thought it was garlic bread, cause he gave most of it to me because he knows I love garlic bread, but it was more like naan, and it was very cheesy. Absolutely delicious, but uhh, I got sad because I missed you…

HA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, also cute

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Look im sorry, but when all you do is use emoticons its kinda hard to have any real conversation

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No thanks

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Mayhaps

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Look at this dumb dumb, everyone knows that shrimp colours are real (im sobbing and trying to cope with this information)

My whole life is a lie, my dreams are crushed

SHRIMP COLOURS AREN’T REAL

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GUYS MY PARTNER SAID IM ODYSSEUS CODED AND IM SCREAMING, THATS THE BEST COMPLEMENT I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN, NEXT TIME I SEE THEM I AM SMOOCHIN ON SIGHT

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I would say "HA GEY BIATCH" But that would make me a hypocrite of inane proportions

Flashbacks to that time a few months ago when a friend of mine said something right by my ear and I had to immediately reboot my brain to restore its normal functions

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I sure am happy my clothes havr not been yoinked, i really want it to stay like this

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I've given up at this point, you know what, fine, i guess we are roomies now, if you are heading to the store can you pick up some more toilet paper, we're all out... oh and if you use my car just like fill it up again, or at least tell me so i can fill it before a roadtrip or smth.

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I praise no god :Þ

Okay thats fine, if you dont praise a god, then i do hope that you find joy in friends, family and loved ones. still please leave my private domicile, i

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at this point i hope you have made peace with whatever deity you pray to, just in general, I'm far too weak to do anything, i hope you have a great day, also please get out of my house

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no for real, what the fuck are you doing here, get out of my house im going to call the cops