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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going

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Want to see the single funniest thing I have ever found in a sex store? Why am I even asking, of course you do.

BEHOLD!!! THE VAPORATOR!!!!!!!!

Vape & Vibrator Conveniently Combined!!!!!

USING THE POWER OF THE VAPORATOR I SHALL SUMMON ALL THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS IN THE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!

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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

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Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

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1000 days without them..

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(video source)

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Arriving at my new wizard tower only to discover that when the real estate listing said "great and terrible", it meant not "impressive and horrifying", but "large and shitty".

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now that most of t-shirts reached their destination wanna post the art itself :D

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Her Knight

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Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about

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Setting a few things straight:

1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)

2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)

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palamedes gideon duo the kids [me] miss u bad

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more post-gideon the ninth reading sketches............

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.