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[averyvetrova]

You can definitely try, but I don't know if you'll succeed. I hear it really burns...and itches.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Yeap, a Needle isn’t common. I will try my best to stay calm I guess?

[averyvetrova]

Defintely a bow. Big an red, possibly sparkly. Just to really show how beautiful it is.

Well then good, we're on the same page here. You'll be known as Peasant until I feel like deeming you as otherwise.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Sounds intriguing. Like a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery with maybe a bow or something on top.

Why Miss Stranger, we’re not yet on a first name basis. I would be insulted if you just called me Senor.

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You don't know what my other facets hold, though.

If you think that's what I'll call you for short, think again, peasant.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

That’s definitely less interesting, but possibly less dangerous.

Sometimes, you just gotta be a Senor. 

[averyvetrova]

I don't have split personalities, I'm just one entity, with many different facets. 

Alright, Senor Peasant, whatever floats your boat.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Oh, so you prefer to think about all your split personalities? 

That’s Señor Peasant to you.

[averyvetrova]

Now that's a little worrying because at least a magnifying glass isn't out of the ordinary to have but a needle...fine, go ahead and say it like that but when it's the fire ants, lets see you stay this calm and collected.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Well I wasn’t there but I suppose they caught a frog and injected the ink with a needle that they got from somewhere. I’ll ask them if I ever see them again. And yeah, yeah. Ants are evil little things. They take your food and bite.

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You never know how crazy a stranger can be, I just play it safe and think about me, myself, and I.

The fanciest of the fancy, and don't you forget it, peasant.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

You wouldn’t distract a someone for a stranger? Psh, rude.

My apologies, Miss Stranger. So I am in the company of a fancy lady then?

[averyvetrova]

Injected ink into a frog? How did they do that? Now that's something I never did...and ants are evil, no matter whether or not I set them on fire.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

I never did that to be honest. But I knew people who used to inject ink into a frog, sounded a little bit like fun. And I’m glad you stopped doing it!

[averyvetrova]

I was a kid, we all do things like that. Besides, it's not like I do it anymore, right?

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Ok now that is creepy and gross! I’d never hurt poor animals, even if they are ants. Just coffee mugs.

[averyvetrova]

I didn't say that you would. Don't get me wrong, I use to be one of those cruel kids that set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...still don't know why I did it...

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

It’s not like I will set the house on fire.

[averyvetrova]

Exactly.

Hey, that's Miss. Stranger to you.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

That’s true, I don’t.

Gross. Well, have fun with that Stranger.

[averyvetrova]

If you're a pyromaniac, then I'm sure it will be fun for you.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

That sounds like a lot of fun to be honest! I’ll totally try this, totally. I think that’s worth it.

[averyvetrova]

Because you don't know me?

...nah, that's more effort than it's worth. I'll stick with cold coffee.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Why not? 

Flirt your way into getting a fresh one from the barista?

[averyvetrova]

You'd do that? But why?

I'm gunna have to pass, though. Who knows what type of germs other people are putting in their coffee.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Is there anyone with a coffee nearby? I’ll distract them, then you switch your gross coffee with their not so gross coffee.

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Why's that?

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

… I think I’m gonna lay off the coffee for at least a month. 

[averyvetrova]

I--...well, that's the first time I've ever gotten those suggestions before.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Put it in a blender and add a few blocks of ice and, voila, iced coffee! Add pepper and salt if you’re feeling adventurous. Or some green tea if you’re into that healthy shit.

[averyvetrova]

Well duh. But I paid for it, and I need the caffeine so I'm going to drink it.

Ugh, this coffee is cold...

Sounds gross.