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My autistic friend: Oh look at that crane!

Me, also autistic and knowing she will appreciate the information: Actually that's an egret.

Her: Oh OK

*later*

Random person: Hey look a crane!

Me: *fighting the urges*

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happy pride y'all. i made a problematic woman

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get 'em gimli

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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still thinking about this scene

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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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happy cryptor day to everyone that celebrates

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I just had to clear 21 asks from my inbox. All bots. With the same gimmick. What has this place become

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stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

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(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

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Adorable. My chickens always took more... violent approaches to small reptiles and amphibians.

✨salamander✨

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A Brief Moment of Peace

Or,

EVERYBODY SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT IS BEDDY-BYE TIME!! THEY ARE EEPY!!! QUIIIIEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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how have you been?