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People making up posts about the cameos in ouat is so funny to me because it's absolutely unnecessary. We've all seen the "lightning mcqueen revs engine" post or whatever, but there's literally no reason to make up ridiculous posts, because the truth of this show (especially including the ouatiw spinoff) is ridiculous enough as is.

Cinderella's stepsister fell in love with one of Robin Hood's merry men, but she became Wonderland's Red Queen, and he befriended Alice, who was dating the Genie. You have to remember, there's multiple timelines in play here, so this Genie is not to be confused with Genie who fell in love with the Evil Queen from Snow White, and who accidentally turned himself into her magic mirror and helped her spy on Maid Marian because the Evil Queen and Robin Hood (the same Robin Hood that Alice's friend was one of the Merry Men of) were in love— until Marian, who was presumed dead, was brought through a time portal. It wasn't actually Marian, though, it was the Evil Queen's older sister, The Wicked Witch of the West, who would later have a daughter with Robin Hood and named Robin Hood and who would fall in love with Alice (but a different Alice than before) who was the daughter of Captain Hook and Mother Gothel, who was pretending to be Rapunzel. Rapunzel, of course, is the stepmother of Cinderella, but not the same stepmother of Cinderella whose daughter became the Red Queen, this is a different timeline's Cinderella, who would later marry the adopted son of the Evil Queen. This adopted son of the Evil Queen was also the Evil Queen's step great grandson and also the stepson of Captain Hook (not the fake Captain Hook mentioned above, the real Captain Hook) who fell in love with the ex girlfriend of his former lover's son. And I cannot stress enough that that is just the very tip of the iceberg.

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who have you become in the wake of all that's happened here?

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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. by Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans ↳ “That's my girls! Not sure about this whole demon thing. They seem nice, but loving the energy!”

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Tried using watercolours :) not too proud but im learning slowly

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i fr can't pass by a dynamic between a cool unhinged threatening woman and a chaotic little silly freak of a man <3

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Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

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who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

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oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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Kataang Week 2025 - Day 6: Dancing

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the reason s3 of Wheel of Time slaps is that every character is having the Worst Time except for Elayne who's going on such classic college break escapades as: having lesbian sex, going on a road trip boat trip with her friends, bonding with her long lost father figure, drunkenly singing about tits, and killing people with lasers.

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Caricature of Brontē siblings from an old issue of "Punch" magazine.

Source: The Official Bronte Group on Facebook

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kate bush featured on top pop (tv), march 1978 ꩜

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i have three responses to "how is your writing going"

1) it's not

2) it's going

3) i am ENTHUSED. i have been BLESSED with the POWER of the MUSES. i am an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CREATION i am the MOST ULTIMATE OF ALL WRITERS

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lockwood & co is great because at least 40% of the show is the Gang™ getting into scrapes and situations and lucy/george are like oh fuck what are we gonna do we're trapped!!! and then lockwood is like fear not i have a bomb and this almost never solves whatever problem they're facing but he keeps doing it

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Art by Vadim Koval

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more ATLA; my favorite side characters. These were drawn without a reference other than the watering can (is that obvious?) and I’m pretty proud tbh!

I really like the black cat vs golden retriever dynamic Ty Lee and Mai have. They should date 🙂‍↕️

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The most important thing is a strict bedtime caught on time it's getting late

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k but if u haven’t seen the guy ritchie sherlock films u don’t get it but they fully wrote holmes as in love w watson. like undeniably in love. In the first ten mins holmes refuses to take a Single case for three months bc watson won’t go with him. he locks himself in his room for two straight weeks, drugs the dog, and shoots the wall for attention bc watson is moving out. he says the world outside his room has nothing to offer until watson asks him to go to dinner & immediately agrees. he humiliates mary bc he’s jealous she can marry watson and he can’t. he goes to a fight club to Feel Something bc he knows john is slipping away from him. there’s never any “oh well just bros being bros” the whole tone towards it is just “ofc he’s in love w watson that’s one of his defining character traits”