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Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

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Twitter: as a child you identified with curious George because he was a stand in for children like you, but as an adult you want to fuck the man in the yellow hat

Facebook: like if you remember curious George, comment for Jesus

Tumblr: I would’ve put curious George down

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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happy comic day here's mine

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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

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affirmations

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

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damn google that’s rough

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shes singing pictures ;_;

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"If you saw someone stealing food, no you didn't"

Poster spotted in Manchester, UK

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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dont forget daily clicks

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I don’t know what to say or what to write to ask for help from you. I don’t know what word will be effective so that you can help us and donate to us. Is it (the word hungry, afraid, or displaced and immigrant)? What should we say so that you can help us? We have said a lot, but no one cares about us as if Gaza no longer exists. I want to remind you that there are people in a spot in your world called Gaza where there are 2 million hungry, besieged people. Don’t forget us. We are being exterminated with all kinds of weapons from all countries (Israel, America, Britain, France, and countless countries that send weapons to Israel so that they can attack us with them. It is as if we have become a testing ground for new weapons. If there is a country that wants to test a new weapon it invented, it sends it to Israel so that it can use it on us under the pretext of fighting terrorism. What kind of terrorism is this that you killed 60,000 innocent, defenseless people with? What kind of terrorism is this? Is a child a terrorist, a woman a terrorist, an elderly man a terrorist, or are the youth who aspired to achieve their dreams terrorists? They all died.) You destroyed You destroyed our dreams, you destroyed our youth, you destroyed our future, you destroyed entire generations, and you are still destroying us, killing us, and starving us. Fuck Israel and everyone who supports and backs it.

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my high school used to start at 7:30 and I lowkey think that was child abuse

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