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@important-cat-pics

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Eartha Kitt by Gordon Parks (1952)

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Pegi Nicol MacLeod (Canadian, 1904 - 1949): Pair of Hands Knitting with Red Wool, Pair of Hands Knitting with Green Wool (1942) (via National Gallery of Canada)

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If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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"why are tech companies always changing the UI for no reason" you have no idea how much of tech is about looking busy to keep the higher ups happy

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“The original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.

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It's fledgling season I've been really enjoying seeing all the scruffy teenage birds standing around cause they're bad at flying while one or two adults of the same species are nearby Looking at me

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Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

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Environmental storytelling