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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

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people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Taylor Dearden stuns in Collider Ladies Night (x)

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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2005・dir. Ang Lee

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I'm the guy who goes under rain clouds and pokes holes in them with a long stick to get the water going

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes