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I’m so many levels of here for this

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

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netflix’s inaccurate subtitles are frustrating, like you pay the site, you don’t expect for something like that to be rushed. changing or disregarding a few words of dialogue in the subtitles can alter the tone of the entire sentence which is a disservice to viewers that need closed captions for accessibility

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Seriously

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catching fireflies

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i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs. 

you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy 

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👏Stop 👏 Spreading 👏 Identifying 👏 Information 👏 About 👏 Protesters 👏 Online 👏

“say their names! make them heroes!” Why? So the cops can more easily find them and arrest them? So more people can vanish off the streets without a trace?? We are living in the age of mass surveillance. Stop making the job of cops more easy. Do not post the faces or identifying markers of protesters. Blur them out. Protect them. You can celebrate their actions while still keeping them safe. 

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No charges for Breonna Taylor’s killer’s. Cops in Seattle are already blocking streets in preparation to commit more war crimes against any protests that arise. Fuck this country.

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John Boyega wants to play Jason??? Oh godddd plsss this will be the softest boy in the whole world plssssssssss

I can't imagine that man angsting. But I want to see him yell at Ben Affleck or Robert Pattinson really baddd plssss

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Idea for a setting where vampires or some other supernatural creature "cannot be killed by mortal means" according to the words used to create or prophesied about them. However, what this actually means is that they cannot be killed by means available to the would-be killers at the time of the creatures creation. Sufficient innovations would count as new weapons so older creatures are killed relatively quickly with a semi-automatic pistol but newer ones are almost impossible to kill. Smaller changes (like the difference between a Colt 1911 and a Five Seven) or older weapons made with modern means/materials would do some damage but not nearly as much.

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rich people:

millennials:

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Very Normal behavior in a Very Normal country

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The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …