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ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

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Peter: I just wanted to be like you

Tony: oh no bby what is u doin

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When Spiderman goes to pride, he paints his suit the colors of the bi flag and wears a trans flag as a cape and of course a couple of days later the daily bugle has an article called “spiderman finally shows us his true colors” written by peter parker.

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Tony: *turns over in bed at 4 am*

Peter, upside down, inches from his face: so I was- stop screaming it's just me- I was thinking for the next mission I coul-

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Wait if the lion king is live action are they gonna be in costumes. Like is the beyhive gonna turn into a bunch of furries or.

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when you make a great pun but your friends are tired of your shit

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#TRANSISBEAUTIFUL💝

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I’m a waste of space

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You ask me why I’m so angry ? The truth is , when you feel sad for so long , it eventually angers you .

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Not even mad because there’s no reason to be.

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Hey

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I just wanna live without drowning in my thoughts every 5 seconds

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Fucking drowning in my thoughts rn...

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How would the other avengers react to peter coming out as trans to them?

okay, well

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mlm peter parker headcanons

because there aren’t enough mlm peter content on my dash…. so yeee

pre-spider man peter having a crush on this one guy who always stood up for him when he got bullied and after peter became spider-man he gets to save that guy from an accident one day

Peter overhears his guy crush praising spider-man and gets a bit overwhelmed

bc ffs it feels GOOD to be your hero’s hero

guy crush being teased by his friends “damn he’s totally in love with that tight suit weirdo” but guy crush being all yes-homo like “I mean who isn’t”

guy crush being all fanboy over spider-man, wearing spidey t-shirt and perhaps putting some spidey badges on his backpack too

Peter talks about his crush with Karen because he still feels quite nervous to share how he feels about that guy with anyone around him

“hey Karen…. I think-I think I might have crush on a friend of mine…?”

“thanks Karen…. but I feel like it will be a disappointment for him if he finds out spider-man is me…. a nerdy kid that he always has to take care of? meh”

“what do you mean his heart rate is the same when he sees me in school as when he sees me in my suit?”

“YOU SCANNED HIM? whaaaat Karen don’t EVER do that-that’s just-kinda creepy you know? uh-YES I know I stared at him a lot-that does NOT mean I wanna scan him!!!! omg Karen please NEVER scan him again-I-I-omg please bury it with instant kill mode forEVER I CAN’T DO THIS”

“…….”

“sorry Karen I’ve calmed down”

“NO KAREN DON’T CALL HIM”

Peter thinks his secret is safe but literally none of his secrets is ever safe

Peter randomly talks about the guy with Ned and Ned be like “yeah haven’t you had a crush on him for about 50 years” and Peter chokes on his juice

“Peter, you’re not coming to Washington?” asks Liz. “Oh ofc he will,” says Michelle, “because [guy crush] will be there too-” (peter having his entire life flashing in front of his eyes) “-they are bffs, aren’t they?” Michelle smirks.

Peter nervously asking Tony if he could borrow his car to pick up a friend. “Sure kid,” says Tony leisurely, “just tell your boyfriend not to scratch the door.” and Peter nearly crashes the car

“M-m-m-m-mr Stark he’s not my boyfriend hahahaha uh haha” “yeah right if you pick him up with that car he will be your fiancé”

Aunt May meeting guy crush the first time after hearing way too many stories about him

“He’s such a sweetheart, isn’t he?” says May later when she’s driving Peter home, “so did you ask him to be your homecoming partner yet?”

this time Peter actually burst into real tears