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british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
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me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
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why is it so hard to convince men to wash their faces …..why do they think skincare is for women…..please, your skin cells are suffocating underneath their own dead brethren and you must exfoliate them….free them
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Trust fall! 🔊
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criminal minds: we believe the unsub is a white male
me: as you should
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dog: for dog ? :)
me: not for dogs!!!
dog: ...
dog: for dog ? :)
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August 31st - Niall leaving Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood, Los Angeles
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September 7th - Niall out in Hollywood, Los Angeles
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emoji spell to protect your pets
for protection and love
like to charge, reblog to cast
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Niall shopping at Gelson’s in LA - 29th August
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