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Hermes playing peakaboo with baby Telemachus
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
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hot take: the 2020 alt stereotype is actually really cute and id actually LOVE to be friends with a kai/bug/arson with 46 different neopronouns and wears the sanrio merch and skirts and chunky boots and heavy makeup and listens to penelope scott and texts/talks like an anime character. never understood the hate for that at all, idk why im seeing so much of it recently 2020 alt ppl i love u pls let me draw ur cool ocs and be ur friend
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first cookie run related post


couldn't decide
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me after going on an $h tumblr binge so now I have to frantically scroll around the cookie run kingdom blogs and follow ALL the tags so that my fyp doesn't have triggering pictures all over it
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tw $h related
me when I tell my wife abt smth I did and they go "dude that's actually funny" but gang doesn't know that my thighs are stinging because of the thing ☹️
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tw: $h mentioned
GUYS GUYS HELP OMG IM SO COOKED
I HIT STYRO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 5EVER AND I FORGOT THAT I HAVE TO GO TO A CARNIVAL ON MONDAY IM SO COOKED
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TW FOR $H MENTION.
I cvt on my wrist for the first time a few days ago and I was in the shower and my first thought was "oh my god I look like the yami kawaii girlies" LMAO WTF IS WRONG WITH MEEEE
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this is the reason I stick to cat scratches, I also have VERY SEVERE health anxiety so I'd rather not have a panic attack while my arms and bleeding out and BURNINGGG yeah please no
some of yall need to give some damn respect for cat scratchers. i cut to dermis and baby beans consistently and occasionally fat and you know what hurts the most?
CAT SCRATCHES. epidermis cuts are genuinely PAINFUL.
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ngl as a arm cutter, cutting on my thighs is like a treat :D
ngl as a thigh cutter, cutting on my arms is high key like a treat
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I need friends man, if you're okay with me messaging you to start a friendship, please reblog this post (':
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I drew Malik as a Half-Sphinx. Idk, I love to make fantasy ancient Egypt AU for my boi
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something silly with @k-king-hellhole as Cicero (feat. @fools-throne)
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