axeospades
axeospades
Axe (They/Them)
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Artist | Mostly FNAF, occasionally other fandoms or OCs
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axeospades · 4 hours ago
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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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axeospades · 11 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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axeospades · 11 hours ago
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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
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axeospades · 11 hours ago
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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao
[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]
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axeospades · 11 hours ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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axeospades · 11 hours ago
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ᗷᗩᗷY I'ᐯE ᗩᒪᖇEᗩᗪY GOT YOᑌᖇ ᕼEᗩᖇT
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axeospades · 19 hours ago
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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axeospades · 20 hours ago
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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axeospades · 20 hours ago
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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axeospades · 22 hours ago
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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axeospades · 22 hours ago
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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axeospades · 1 day ago
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blue and magenta!
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axeospades · 2 days ago
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Secret of The Mimic spoilers
I'm curious
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axeospades · 2 days ago
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secret gull hangout (intact coastal dune ecosystem)
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axeospades · 2 days ago
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HELP ONE OF MY OOMFIES SENT ME THIS AND I CAN T SOTP LAUGHING
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axeospades · 2 days ago
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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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axeospades · 2 days ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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