They/It. Bachelor of Political Science. Mostly shitposting. Figure Skating Fan. Gender has no meaning here.
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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...
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fallout new Vegas has the funniest protagonist ever?? the other games are like 'you're from a vault looking for your dad!' or 'you're a dad looking for your lost baby!' and then FNV rocks up with 'brain-damaged gunshot victim claws out of a grave and sprints towards Vegas' like???? girl what is happening in Nevada
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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The prevalence of Nick running diagnostics in fic makes me laugh a little because like. He's so so so damaged. You know every single time he does it he's getting little pop ups like
!ERROR! DAMAGE TO DERMAL COVERING ON FACE AND NECK
!ERROR! EXPOSURE OF ARMETURE ON RIGHT HAND
!ERROR! FOREIGN ENTITY LODGED IN CHEST CAVITY
And he's just gotta dismiss them like. Yes. I know. I'm aware. Thank you. I do remember being shot go figure-
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(a bit) more of a tincan dad
that’s all I have, sorry😔 (but the requests are open btw)
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I am hoping I am skilled enough at writing fanfic that this chapter's truly absurd premise works and feels in character
#what if you were one of the most powerful men in the realm and a 13 year old girl of another powerful guy comes to you with a direct warning#and your choices are believe her and make a deal with a thirteen year old girl#or dont believe her. and then proceed to watch as everything she said would happen actually happens
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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Stuck on the same Theon chapter of my AU game of thrones fic where this man is leading some northern men up to the wall. I know exactly what's supposed to happen but I can't write it. I'm choosing to blame Theon for this.
#theon greyjoy#when your younger brother that you definitely don't have a crush on asks you to do something#and you do it. but the journey there sucks you run into a direwolf in the woods and the north men clear don't respect you#and when you get to castle black the batard you hate actually wasn't lying#and an undead hand tries to attack you after it gets free of the box its trapped in#and then a different direwolf tries to comfort you#brother in question is robb to be clear lol#and then your sister that you also definitely dont have a crush on astral projects into your dreams#hes going through it man
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sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on
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All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule
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CLARIFICATION: Pope Leo XIV was born in Chicago but has spent the majority of his ministry (since the 80s) serving in Peru. He holds dual American & Peruvian citizenship.
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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
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