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when the chinese restaurant has wide sprite 🤤🤤

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so true

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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

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I LOVE DND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i beg to sniffer

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Yes I would peel your orange for you. Did you know everyday you're in my life I see so much more beauty in the world than I ever have before

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Today's Seal Is: Attempting To Noclip