she/her transfem who was born 25 years ago with decent precision. Relationship anarchist in training, asexual and gray romantic. I am AuDHD and probably have borderline personality disorder which is fun ¦ Trying to be a writer, succeeding in being a shitty firmware developer ¦ AnCom light ¦ Oh yea there be multifandom shit ¦ This is not a place of honor ¦ I don't really believe in "Minors dni" for myself (see pinned post) but I might reblog something 18+ once in a while and I might talk about drugs and illegal stuff so minors don't be weird and don't see the illegal posts.
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minecraft villager: hrn…
everybody out loud: hrn..
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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium
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A spooky ghost story for the season :)
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
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Israelis being extremely normal people because they are mad the Irish peace corps won't leave Southern Lebanon
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yes sorry they mistranslated your boyfriend. yes they used google translate instead of employing real translators although they could afford it. yes, many nuances and harmonics have been lost and now his speech sounds a bit robotic and unnatural. disappointed
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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this
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I freehanded this stitchery in about 7 hours today for a pal:
It was, of course, inspired by this post:
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This is the thing about being a pedestrian tho drivers just straight up loathe your existence and act like you are somehow a problem for being a fucking pedestrian. Some cunt in a jeep almost hit me today while I was ALREADY in the crosswalk and she had a red fucking light and had the balls to scream at me. Like fucking excuse you? I don't trust any of y'all as drivers and in my world, the driver should always be at fault of hitting a pedestrian. "You walked out in front of my big truck" cool get a smaller vehicle if you can't give pedestrians the right of way.
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