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Doesn't. It. Just. 👁

Welcome back, team.

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AU if grace never stole the gun

the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life

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it’s bring your eldritch god to school day

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will there be... mumbo angst... pleasee...

(if there's none dw ill still read)

volume 3 will be a feast for the mumbo enjoyers

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hello doody kitsuneisi i have a question... so ive been seeing some theories abt ddvau and i need to know...will ddvau have a happy ending? (please please please please please please please) youve probably already answered this before but i cant find it so im sorry if youve already said

I have answer it before! but i'll say it again (lmao) I think it's hard to define what a happy ending is, so i prefer to say that ddvau will have a fair ending, the characters will get why they deserve based on their actions during the story

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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be the death of me has been one of my fav life series fics since i read it months ago, and i just now found out its also written by the person who’s doing midnight strangers? man, youre a fantastic writer, and i love your niche of “grian makes dumb decision, this backfires on him spectacularly, he ends up helping scar, boom gay romance” that ive seen in all your multichap fics so far!

OH MY GOD I HAVE MORE OF A NICHE THAN I THOUGHT OH MY GOD I'VE JUST BEEN CLOCKED SO HARD OH GOD I NEED TO SIT DOWN.

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perhaps... Ari.. Ariana... Griande... Sighsss... I love my wife ☹️

Happy pride month to miss griande only everyone else go home

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what if a PROPHET LESBIAN was giving you the SHROOM WILDERNESS equivalent of MKULTRA and you get so HIGH you become a GIRL and another girl but DEAD hijacks your BRAIN and thinks about LESBIAN ACTIVITIES with the LOCAL TERRORIST literally ALL THE TIME

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Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls

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underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

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day two - precrash romcom

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I felt like I couldn't call myself a Desertduo artist until I drew the Perching Pose everybody draws them in >>> went 110% overboard and made this lmao. I love drawing Grian as a monstrous abomination muahaha

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I'm flattered but I had to google it and this was the very first definition I saw/knew 😭

I need to get better with my slang abbreviations.

Honestly, if anyone headcanons my designs as trans/enby, I would be like "yeah..."

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You got a fast car

Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

We gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way