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summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic

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did you hear. the sun loves him

go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good

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Blunthead Slug Snake

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Forever and ever

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Shadow Milk Cookie and Truthless Recluse Cookie!!!!

I love this dynamic, it's the best thing that ever happened to me

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I love the headband theory, so I like to think the reason Ralsei keeps his hands behind his back is because Kid Kris would draw their monstersona the same way. Hands are hard to draw.

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a friend has been introducing me to pro wrestling and i have been slowly learning about the Lore.

all this to say i drew a pro wrestler gf x sumo wrestler gf

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they are best friends

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goated trope

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Morning? Routine?

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don’t talk to me till I’ve had my morning blood

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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POV: You’re being cringe at camp

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The scars were his gift. A poem to carry with me.

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Just Gale, rolling both a nat 1 and a nat 20 on “Impressing his crush” 🤣

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happy late birthday to bg3!!! here's the tadpookies (and their Little Guys) in their red carpet bests!

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The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions