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Could u do a oneshot where jasper and reader get into a heated argument then ending in SMUT.
ayy I got you! This has taken me ages, I haven't written in like so long. :[
Warnings: Minors DNI, smut, dirty talk, afab reader, argument, that's pretty much it
It had been a long day, TOO long. It was hot, humid and the tension could practically cut stone. Jasper and you kept going back and forth, sarcastic remarks, slight elbow shoves, it all accumulated to right now.
"What were you thinking acting that way today?!" He screamed at you.
The argument had been going on for what felt like hours, you were both tired and didn't remember what had started the argument in the first place.
"Let's just take a breather, I can't do this anymore Jas." You said to him.
You guys sat on your bed next to each other, silent. You felt yourself regret all the nasty comments you threw at him. He was thinking the same thing. He turns to look at you, both of you not daring to break the eye contact.
Getting closer and closer until the gap between you guys closes. Lips against each other, kissing sloppier and sloppier. His hands trailing everywhere around your body, your legs, your back and eventually one grabs the back of your neck pulling you closer while he massages your chest with the other. A soft moan escapes your lips, muffled by his mouth. He pulls back, his eyes asking for permission. You nod at him. He pulls you closer, putting you on his lap, you can feel his election on your core. Your panties are basically soaked through and you can feel a warm sensation on your stomach.
"Jas, I need you, please" you coo at him.
He takes this as a sign to be rougher, without hesitation he takes your shirt off then unhooks your bra. He stares, admires your bare chest. He's always in awe of how beautiful you are, a gift sent from heaven itself. He places his face on your chest, breathing in, taking in the moment, his arms wrapped around you tightly. With one hand you palm his cock, slow and steady, he let's a grown escape his mouth.
"I need you so bad y/n" he says as he starts taking your pants off.
"On your back pretty girl, I wanna see all of you"
You lay on your back making sure to spread your legs enough for him to see your wet folds, to see how much you've longed for him. He settles his head between your thighs, he kisses each of them, making sure to leave marks. He moves to your wet pussy, he licks your entrance, slowly, applying just enough pressure to make you squirm. You let out a small moan as he continues this until he can't take it anymore. He starts sucking and licking all your juices off your throbbing pussy, trailing circles on your clit, clearly enjoying the sounds coming from your mouth. He sticks 2 fingers in not waiting for you to adjust he starts pumping them in and out fast, curling them at just the right spot making your hips thrust toward, seeking to release.
"Not so fast, princess. I don't want you to come from my just my fingers, I want to pump my dick inside you, I want to stretch you out." He whispers in your ear.
He spreads your legs enough for him to be able to align himself with your entrance, he puts in his throbbing cock, acking for your walls to suck him in, your beautiful tight pussy. He starts pumping in and out of you so fast. You throw your head back, eyes in the back of your head, nothing but moans and whimpers coming out of your mouth. Both of you close to your climax.
"I love you so much y/n, im so sorry for what i did" he says between grunts, still moving at a fast pace.
You grab his face moving him closer to kiss him, you feel him twitch inside you as your walls clench around him. You both cum at the same time, panting, and tired from the actions of the night. He moves out of you, and lays next to you hugging you tightly.
"I love you" he says to you, moving your hair out of your face.
You wish every night could be like this, falling asleep while seeing his pretty face.
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when i finally find a fic thats so accurate i re-read it every chance i get

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he's so pretty I cant




who else cried slash came while watching this
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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

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Coughs...Jasper Jordan x reader where he gets stressed so she grabs his hand and sort of just lays his head in her cleavege while he's sleeply smiling...COUGH...
OMG im sorry I didn't do this sooner 😬 I've been busy with schoolwork and tests 😭 hopefully this is to your liking if anything feel free to request again
(GIF isn't mine)
Jasper had a very stressful day, first of all, he didn't get a good nights sleep and when he was asked to collect wood and do other work he was practically falling asleep. Then he missed out on lunch because he took a "quick" nap so now he was both tired and hungry. Worst of all he hadn't seen you all day long so each time he got asked something he just wished they would fall off a cliff and it was you in front of him instead. He missed hugging you and kissing you and in general just being around you. Every single little thing was getting him more and more irritated, every little question and action. He was bound to snap so he decided to go sit on his bed to think a bit and try to relax at this point the sun was already setting and everyone was going back inside and changing into pajamas. Thats when you come inside and see his little frown on his face. "Hey whats wrong? Did something happen?" You asked him as you started to move to sit next to him. "Just a stressful day, glad you're finally here though." He responded looking down. You moved so you were sitting in front of him and moved your hand so it was holding his. And to his surprise your other hand gently pushed his head so it was laying on your cleavage. "Don't worry you dont have to tell me anything yet." You said as a little sleepy smile creeped onto Jasper's face. He was definitely in a better mood now.
#jasper jordan#the 100#jasper jordan x reader#the 100 x reader#devon bostick#rodrick heffley#rodrick#rodrick heffley x reader
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Can you do like a short imagine or one shot idk ab reader catching Rodrick stalking reader on Spotify 🤭🤭 it would be so cute tyy
This is my first request so hopefully its good, 😭 bts this is such a cute scenario!!!
G/N reader other than that no warning
This isn't proof read either 💀
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You and Rodrick had been together for a couple of months ever since you asked for his number at Heather's party. You two would always be together, during school or after school, no matter where you went you were together so of course you would follow each other on social media. Rodrick didn't really use social media that much except to follow bands or try to promote the band but he would use Spotify nonstop, I mean this guy would always have like 20+ hours on Spotify so when he found your profile he couldn't help but look through it. At first he just followed you but then he went through all your playlists, he listened to about every single song on your playlists (which is a lot) he hearted them would make sure to listen to them and exclusively what the name of it says for. One day you decide to look at your Spotify profile so you looked through your following and of course saw Rodrick on it, and then noticed that all of your playlists were hearted by none other than: Rodrick. So you decided to create a new playlist just for him. All of his favorite songs. When Rodrick noticed your new playlist named just for him he was exited to listen to it and so he did nonstop.
"Hey y/n" he called out to you from the other side of his room.
"Yeah?"
"Thanks. For the playlist I mean." He said getting up to sit down with you.
"Sure i mean once i noticed you were stalking me for i dont how long of course i had to make one just for you. "
You took out your earbuds from your bag as Rodrick took a seat next to you
"Wanna listen to it together?"
"yeah"
#rodrick heffley x reader#rodrick heffley#rodrick#rodrick rules#i need him so bad#He would totally make a playlist for you#doawk rodrick#Imagine#rodrick x reader#rodrick x y/n
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okay but imagine hanging out with Rodrick in some random parking lot and talking and shit and listening together to some of Rodricks favorite drummers 🤭🤭
#rodrick heffley smut#rodrick heffley#rodrick#rodrick heffley x reader#rodrick rules#rodrick x reader#rodrick x y/n#doawk#He is THE teenage Dirtbag#Its literally HIS song
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Rules and Stuff I do:
What I Will Write:
Fluff
Angst
Imagines
One Shots
AU one shots
Smut ( if requested, im not innocent so request to your hearts desire )
I will do: male reader, female reader, gn reader please note im most experienced with female reader!!
What i DONT write for:
NO piss, vomit, kink or foot fetishes
Any fic with a disabled reader bcs i dont have experience with it and i dont want to offend anyone im rlly sorry :(
NO poly relationship stuff
NO pregnancy SORRY
Anything else i cant really think of so i will respond to any questions you have if you message me :))
#fanction#spencer reid fanfiction#simon ghost x reader#ghost smut#angst#criminal minds#ghost cod#rodrick heffley smut#Smutty smuttt#Guys idk whats wrong with me
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MGG is so fine
My friend said she thinks MGG is ugly af and every time i bring him up shes like "what do you even see in him?" LIKE WDYM he's literally gorgeous 😍 shes blind for not seeing that 😞
#spencer reid fic#spencer reid x reader#criminal minds#spencer reid angst#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid cheating#spencer reid x you#mathew gray gubler#68 kill#Why is mgg so hot#He doesn't even age wtffff#Gorgeous#10/10
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Who I Write For
at least for now 😉
Rodrick Heffley
Jasper Jordan
Bellamy Blake
Spencer Reid
Miguel O'hara
Simon 'ghost' Riley
MARVEL characters too just make sure to ask me
#ghost smut#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#criminal minds imagine#devon bostick#rodrick heffley#rodrick heffley smut#spencer reid angst#spencer reid fic#miguel o'hara x reader#miguel o'hara smut#bellamy x reader#the 100#doawk
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Hi! Shortcake here, i j wanted 2 request a rodrick x sweet reader, the kinda girl that rlly enjoys pink and skirts and things like that. Ty, have a nice day! <3
First of all, love the nickname..second thanks for the request. I hope you like this.
"Rodrick, don't blink."
"Because you are literally poking my eyes with your finger," Rodrick argued. He had agreed to let Y/n do his makeup today. He was amazed at the amount of makeup she had and was just ready to be her guinea pig.
"I'm being very gentle Rodrick, if you could just stay still then my fingers won't poke you."
He melted at her sweet voice. His eyes fluttered at her gentle touch. They were so different yet they were made for each other. He smirked as an idea crossed his mind. "You wanna use glitter next?"
Y/n gasped "Would you let me?"
Rodrick just wanted to smush her cheeks and kiss all over her face. She looked extra cute today in her all-pink attire and a matching hairband. "Of course, I would." He took out the glitter pouch from her hot pink makeup kit and handed it to her.
Rodrick couldn't help but love her more as she giggled and started applying glitter to his cheeks.
She gasped "Oh my gosh Rodrick you look so pretty."
Rodrick smushed her cheeks and smacked kisses across her blushing cheeks. "Thank you lovie."
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The next day Rodrick would glare at anyone who even tried to make a sound when they saw Rodrick in full makeup. He has always been protective of Y/n's feelings since day one.
The boys in school who called her childish and pretentious for her all-pink attire would don a purple bruise on their faces the next day.
When Rodrick volunteered to teach Y/n to play the drums he painted his spare drumsticks pink, and when she found out she kissed him until his cheeks turned to her favourite colour.
He somehow convinced Susan to get him a pair of pink socks so he could match with Y/n when she wore her own pair of pink socks.
Sure her pink aesthetic clashed with his emo aesthetic, but nothing makes him happier than seeing his girl happy when they match.
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Once Rodrick had visited her home and he was genuinely impressed how she managed to get everything in pink and still make her room look good.
All her shampoos, her dresses and even her pillow were in various shades of pink. Rodrick nicknamed her doll because she resembled a Barbie doll. He even managed to get her a Barbie doll at Christmas that he claimed looked like her. In return, she dressed up her Ken like him, and he made sure she placed it next to her Barbie doll.
Every time he would visit her he would first make sure his Ken doll is with her Barbie doll.
Rodrick started collecting random things just because they are pink-coloured. Movie tickets, guitar picks, flowers, bottle lids etc. He would collect them and give them to Y/n the next time they meet.
He never thought he would like the colour so much, but he would bring all the pinks in the world to her just to see her smile.
A/N: REBLOGS AND COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED IF YOU LIKE THIS.
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law in pink | s.r
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summary: A case takes them to Massachusetts, where you are reunited with your past and the people who carry it.
warnings: a bit of jealousy on Spencer's part, though overall nothing so far in this part.
this story is spencer reid (season 7) x ssa elle woods!reader
words: 1,185 words.
a/n: after a while, I finally bring you the third part of law in pink, the truth is that I've been wandering a lot about what to write, but I finally found it. I want to point out that this "chapter" will be divided in two or three parts (I'm not sure yet), to reward you for your time. Without anything else to add, thanks for reading.
Working in the FBI field always ended up surprising you.
Not because every day was a new adventure, with new cases that could border on the edge of human sanity, but because it could bring you face to face with people from your past.
A new case had dragged you to Massachusetts, where you saw old faces you recognized on your way to the police station.
The conversation with Emily was what was stealing your attention, and even more so when it was about one of the topics you dealt with the most, besides the criminal code, and that was hair care. You had recommended a new product to the woman and she was talking to you about how good her hair looked, it even looked shinier than usual from both perspectives.
"I know! Plus, it's not tested on animals and their products are 100% natural, it's like a little bit of paradise in your hands." You commented sipping from your coffee, placed your bag to the side as you watched Spencer walk in with a folder in his hands and well focused on it.
It was no secret that after his gift it had caused the two of you to connect a little more than usual, and everyone could tell with the little love language gestures you each had on each side, like how every morning you gave him his coffee the way he liked it because you had memorized them or how he took care to save you a spot next to him on the jet where the sunlight would hit so your skin would get the vitamin D it needed for the day.
You quickly pushed away the chair that was in front of the map the opposite had drawn up and watched him sit down, returning to your conversation with Emily. Spencer thanked you with a silent gesture, causing you to smile as you listened intently to Emily converse about the difference in her hair from week to week.
But, their conversation was interrupted as Derek and J.J were entering the room with a box of donuts.
"The breakfast express had just arrived, ladies... And Spencer." The smell of frying and sugar made you immediately turn to the table to see that they had found just the donuts you had been chatting about a couple of days ago.
"Are those the gluten-free donuts? I haven't seen them in years, they look just as delicious as when I was here." Your voice let out a soft sound of joy, approaching the one glazed with pink and had a flower drawn on top. "These are the best donuts you'll ever taste, and it's also suitable for the gluten intolerant."
The sweet taste of the donut made you stir as you brought a hand to your mouth in surprise, it was as if the past had just slapped you in the face.
You turned in the direction of Spencer, who looked quite immersed in his work.
"Spencie." The man looked up at your call. You brought the doughnut close to his face and smiled, letting the scent of your 'Miss Dior' perfume permeate his nose. "Try it."
"Ah, no thank you. I am at the moment somewhat busy, Y/N..." His hand was trying to push yours away, plus you kept watching him with that look that caused Spencer to give you the whole world. "B-besides! I'm faithful to my chocolate donut with sprinkles-"
"With sprinkles on top... Come on, Spencer, I'm not asking you to eat it all, just taste it."
The tasting-not tasting fight they were carrying on was interrupted when Hotch walked in where his face showed quite a bit of annoyance.
"What's going on, Hotch?"
"The suspect's lawyer is in the interrogation room." Commented Rossi, who simply modulated 'he's a jerk'.
"He's coming to talk to us now." Finished Hotch, who was heading straight for a cup of coffee but didn't quite reach for it when a rather annoying voice interrupted him.
You didn't know if it was your imagination or the memories of that place that made you cough, the smell of expensive cologne and mint made you push the donut away from your hands. You set it down on a napkin, listening as it echoed back to that voice that once spoke honeyed words to you.
"Agents, a pleasure. I'm defense attorney, Warner Huntington III."
Where was the closest place to hide from that character? You thought, but you wouldn't let the man you used to call "teddy bear" get you down at that moment.
" Lawyer Huntington, this is the BAU team. Agent Rossi, Morgan, Jareau, Prentiss, Dr. Reid and Agent Woods."
Your gaze connected with Warner's, who let out a gasp of surprise at the sight of you.
"Y/N... Wow, it's been a while, darli-"
"It's good to see you, Attorney Huntington." You commented as you watched him from your position.
You watched him approach you, plus Spencer's body made it so he couldn't take any more steps than intended, well... Spencer's leg was the one that separated you, as he stretched his legs out, separating you both just enough so that nothing of your bodies would rub together in any way.
A safe distance for both of them, thanks to Spencer.
"You two know each other?" J.J. asked, who watched intrigued.
"We were coupl-"
"We were part of the same Harvard Law generation, actually. We both graduated, but we took different paths." You lied in front of them, and they could read it when Warner's face grimaced.
It was clear that the two of you had a bond that was more than close, but the way you didn't want them to find out was the answer to resolving that which the others had to find out until you decided to talk about it.
"Rather, both of us-"
"Counselor, what exactly is the reason you're here?" asked Spencer, who watched from his position, with that feigned smile you already knew how to distinguish.
"Ah, yes. I was coming to introduce myself as the defense attorney, as well as discuss the legal issues surrounding my client." He turned to look at Hotch, who was drinking from his cup with that face that the situation displeased him. "I'd like to discuss a few things with Agent Woods, since we both graduated from Harvard and have the same degree from-"
"Actually, Agent Prentiss is also a Criminal Justice graduate, you could discuss with her along with Dr. Reid in addition to Agent Woods."
The way Hotch had cut Warner off made you let out a small chuckle, thanking in the direction of the major, who was simply giving you a discreet wink.
"Yeah, right. Three's better than one, you're right." Warner's voice wavered a bit before he opened his mouth again. "Good, then I'll come by later to discuss these details, they're calling me from the firm, excuse me."
Silence immediately settled in the room, but before they could blurt anything out, you immediately turned in everyone's direction and blurted out.
"I have a good explanation for this, I promise."
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a lot of love, alme. ❀
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rodrick heffley can ruin my life and do my eyeliner 😘
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there’s not enough rodrick heffley fanfics it makes me mad
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