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If you can’t even return a phone call/text, we’re not fucking. If you have not taken me out on dates, we’re not fucking. If you have not paid any bills of mine, we’re not fucking. If you can’t be honest, we’re not fucking. If you’re disrespectful, we’re not fucking. If you don’t have a job, we’re not fucking. If you don’t have your own car and place, we’re not fucking. If you’re broke, we’re not fucking. If you’re cheap, we’re not fucking. If you’re musty, we’re not fucking.

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Strippers, you can’t take us anywhere.

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You can do it put your back into it.

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If a woman learns how to flirt/charm and understands the basic psychology of lust filled men, she’ll never be broke

G.L (via saaint-sugar)

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I swear to God.

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yall be careful out there. It’s super easy to let a temporary problem dropkick you into a dangerous cycle of addiction and depression. Keep your Vices in check.

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Mood 

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This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

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Guillermo del Toro’s opening sequence for Treehouse of Horror XXIV.

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tiddies: *have a tattoo between them*

me:

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A three-headed dragon statue in Russia. It’s representative of Zmey Gorynych, a dragon in Slavic mythology. 

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“If your white ass even think about pulling some shady shit once we get to Wakanda, imma beat ya ass.”

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I respect my elders

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The most traumatizing moment as a child was when Joe replaced Steve on Blues Clues.