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Saw your lil story of Vincent's s/o doing his eyeliner. All I can think about now is him walking around with a new mask that lets him show his new look ❤

OH MY GODDDD HE'D LOOK SO GOOD 💖💕💕 I HAD TO MAKE A SHITTY MS PAINT DRAWING OF THIS

BO’S LIKE “u look like a chick” BUT HES JUST JEALOUS

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heyy!! this was originally my sideblog but i’ll be moving to a new main blog under the same url: @ayo-wheres-the-paprika

i did NOT expect to become so involved in the slasher community or have people actually enjoy my content, so i wanna be able to interact with you guys properly. i’ll keep this blog up, but i’ll be reblogging all my writing/original posts to the new one. see you there, lovelies 💛💛

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This is one of my funnier tiktoks I feel the need to share it

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hey man it's okay don't cry i'm sorry i managed to escape all your traps but i thought they were really cool and scary honestly... and like, they were literally so challenging and well constructed, i barely made it out alive you did a really good job... look, i can go back and do it again and get caught and killed in one this time if it'll make you feel better. i just don't want you to be upset about it..

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Anyway here is a daily and much needed reminder that whatever slasher of your choosing is totally obsessed with you and loves you for you regardless of your apparence. Why? Because I fucking said so.

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Been craving drawing chop top

There he is. Funky wonky pajama jammer

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Gossiping and or expressing your unhappy feelings towards something (or somebody)

Vincent Sinclair (<3)

You sat down with him on his bed talking about how much you hate that one guy that spits on his fans in concerts. Jonsey was even listening in.

“—Like he just irks me, he damn near gave somebody an eye infection. Everytime I hear his name I just get so mad, like I'm ready to beat somebody's ass for mentioning that goddamn... I don't even know what to call him, evil? No that's not the word... something worse than the word evil.”

He stared at you talking about this random guy you see on the internet daily. His reactions were huffs, puffs, hand on his chest, and other hand gestures. It was like you were the popular kids in highschool filling each other in on the juiciest news in school.

“He spits on the crowd. Like he full on hacks and SPITS on everybody. One time he spit in his hand and he like....” you covered your mouth feeling sick as hell just thinking about how his spit looked. “Ion even wanna talk about that... I just know his breath is kicking, and he spits EVERYWHERE. I just... I get so sickened by this man. I can smell his spit through the screen. I'm going crazy. I'm gonna cut my braids from the root.” you clenched your scalp in horror while remember that one time he spit in his hand and used it as hair gel in front of like more than a hundred people during concert.

He patted you on the back and tried to unsicken you. “I hate this hoe so bad... I HATE EM. I HATE EM!!! I'm going crazy Vinny I'm telling you (😭).”

Bo Sinclair

You two were walking back to the crib and you decided to talk about somebody that really got on your nerves.

“—I'd honestly start crying if I ever seen this lady in public. She'd start barking at me I don't know. She just makes me so.... Upset. Everytime I see her on Instagram I have a mental breakdown because of how much I'm scared of her.”

He'd look at you like you were crazy. He'd be so confused on why you're so scared of this lady. Bo would glance over at you rambling about how you'd cry if you ever seen this random lady on Instagram.

“I bet she ain't even that terrifyin'”

“YES SHE IS. BO. I've seen her eat someones finger nail off.... Bo she's so scary like I'm about to start sobbing just because I remember that video of her. I'll never recover from seeing that. Like it's just there burned into my brain. Like I'll be thinking about random stuff and then that video just starts playing in my head. Bo, if you ever see this lady run away.”

He just rolled his eyes at your dramatic reaction to this woman who he had never even heard of. “I'm going mad. I can still see it. I'm for real about to cry.”

“Shuddup you're jus' being dramatic.” he'd say while making fun of your pain

“Its not funny I'm for real about to make you carry me home while I'm sobbing uncontrollably.”

“No yer' not. I'll leave you here and go home myself”

Lester Sinclair

You were telling Lester about the old gossip you used to hear awhile back.

“—Then there was this one time where Cindy got caught fucking in the bathrooms!!”

His reactions are everything. He'd be so into it too. He's driving his truck with his mouth agape everytime you told a crazy ass story.

“What?!”

“That's what I said when I first heard it! Like I was walking down the halls having a good day, then my friend walks up to me and tells me Cindy, aka the most popular girl in school was caught in the boys bathrooms giving somebody head. Most of the football players seen her walk out that bathroom looking a hot mess. Her parents got called and had to have a meeting with the principal and other people. She got expelled for that. She was an idiot. Couldn't you wait until school was over or sumn?”

He was enjoying it a lot, and he enjoys your company. You're literally his best friend and you both listen to each other when y'all are telling stories.

“There was also this one time this random guy tried to marry me.”

“Hol' up... HUH?! Marry you??”

“YES it was so crazy—”

Brahms Heelshire

Turns out the man in the wall is really nosy. Like you didn't know that.. but he likes to listen to you gossiping over the phone with friends, but now that he's out and you're cool you gossip with him even more than your friends.

“—Then this hoe tells me that she seen me hitting on her boyfriend like he literally didn't tell her that I'm his sister. Then when I told her he's my brother she accused me of lying and got mad at me. She got on my nerves so bad I just wanted to beat ha ass, and I did.”

Listens very carefully and is very interested on what you have to say. If you two are more comfortable around each other then he'll say a few things.

“Wot? You wot?” (cause he's British)

“Yeah I dragged her. She transferred schools after that and broke up with my brother. But before she did she sent me like I paragraphs about how much she hated me and that I ruined her life and embarrassed her. I didn't really care because well... She was insecure and controlling towards my brother. I should've beat her ass the first time she got on my nerves.”

You'd talk with him for hours and he'd not get bored at all.

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Fem!👻🔪

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slashers as random pictures in my camera roll

michael myers

jason voorhees

brahms heelshire

bo sinclair

vincent sinclair

lester sinclair

billy lenz

candyman

bubba sawyer

thomas hewitt

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Bo would absolutely hate me cuz i would only call him Buh. That is it.

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I wasn’t planning on posting this but here you go everyone🤲please forgive me for slacking on the writing posts😩🦋

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Michael on the inside when his s/o is affectionate.

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What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for?  🌈

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Nothing Good Ever Comes Of Violence

Vincent Sinclair x GN S/O

Warnings: Animal cruelty, Descriptions of dead animals, Angst

Part two of @i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch’s Animal Whisperer S/O prompt! This one is a bit on the darker side because apparently my writer's brain demanded angst, but hope y’all enjoy it regardless!

Link to Part One

Vincent was setting up his newest piece in the museum when you strode in, Chomper right behind you. Upon seeing the deer, the masked man froze in a blatant mix of confusion and panic. “Hey precious.” You greeted, unable to help but be amused by the way Vincent hurriedly finished positioning his wax statue before pointing a threatening finger at Chomper.

Keep reading

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shhhh….it’s bubba sawyer