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Brit here, it's because thing's aren't (1) Ohio away like they are in the US. When you go somewhere in the UK it's a different place than where you were before

easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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This is pretty wild because I thought Stephen Fry was a Rowling defender for a good while.

Also go follow @tgraywrites if you aren’t already.

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

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Wait when did that happen it was 3,700 on Monday

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Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know