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hey. don't cry. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. okay?
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you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber
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quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water
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gay people are so cool. i wish Philadelphia was a real place.
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“How is Brendon Urie disbanding a band of one person” simple. Tonight he will finally take the green ribbon that he keeps habitually wrapped around his neck and he’ll undo the bow and unravel it and
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*laughs at your bit* *smiles at you warmly from across the dashboard*
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“The truth is that no child can save her mother” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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