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I've been playing around with a new OC recently, I'm calling her Riley. I don't know much about her yet except she plays some sort of nude baseball/paintball mix, a sport I've started calling Splatball in my head ever since a patreon suggested the name.
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Riley's friend Lucia is not the most graceful Splatball player of the team.
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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sneak attack
this commision from @xenogiri <3
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Sketch comm for Kyoko.
POW-less version on my Paidtreon
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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