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Azure x Tang headcanons because I’m spreading the agenda🗣️ (probably occ)

To start off they’re gym buddies. I imagine that Azure would hear about the concept of gyms from one of the customers at Pigsy’s noodles. And of course he would immediately go to Tang asking what exactly it meant. One short explanation later Azure with a grin decided they will go there together. What was met with the most dreadful expression Tang could ever make. Yet no amount of convincing could stop Azure from dragging the other to the gym. In short Azure adores physical activities while Tang not so much.

Tang has multiple papers written for university about human history. Most of them around 80 000 words. And Azure read them all in one night just to have a common topic to talk about with Tang. (It was mentioned only once but definitely worth it from Azure’s perspective.)

Tang is a college professor and it just so happened that when Azure tried to get into a university one of his professors was Tang himself. It definitely was awkward for the both of them.

Both of them really enjoy crosswords puzzle. Whenever Tang solves one of them Azure appears behind him out of nowhere wanting to join. It’s a nice activity for them to bond. It also helps Azure learn more about the current state of the world. Even if he answers all the questions wrong.

Tang of course has a large collection of books about all kind of topics. After long persuasion from Azure he reluctantly allowed the lion to read some of the les valuable texts. To no one’s surprise Azure’s favorite genre would be political books that directly describe history events he had missed. Any time he finished a book he would go to Tang discussing it while his tail wagged.

Unfortunately Azure often missed hidden messages between the lines because of the lack of knowledge when it came to the author’s autobiography luckily Tang was always there to remind him and give the lion a different perspective. What was hard for Azure to grasp at first having seen things in black and white most of his life.

They both LOATHE water. As if swimming. In a pool? Heck no! On a beach? Too much sand that gets everywhere. Tang loves to simply relax and read a book under a parasol Azure content in keeping him company even if most of it is spend in silence.

If you asked Tang what his favorite part of Azure is he would think about it for a while. At first not saying anything but then breaking and revealing that the lion’s mane is much more comfortable than it looks. The human loves running his hands over it or even taking a big nap while burying himself inside of it.

Azure’s answer would be immediate. He would say he loves everything about Tang and start listing out every single thing he appreciates about his companion. You would need to ask him several times to settle on one thing and it would probably end up being Tang’s hands. The feeling of the smaller palms against his mane or on his cheek made the lion smile warmly every time. There was nothing he liked to do more than taking the human’s hands and giving them gentle kisses.

Much to Tang’s demise physical training wasn’t the only thing Azure dragged him into. Azure convincing Tang for both of them to train their fighting abilities together. Of course the lion didn’t need Tang for this already having his own rigorous training routine. But a little motivation wouldn’t hurt Tang. Although Azure’s training program wasn’t useful at all. He’s way too soft on Tang enabling the human’s lazy nature and not pushing him to the limits. What greatly worsened Tang’s abilities. The scholar no longer putting that much effort while he’s not in a life-death situation. They’re still having a good time though.

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Putting on my thinking cap and theorizing that Xiangliu once belonged to the brotherhood but nobody remembers him like Wukong. That’s why the chair next to Azure is empty.

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My Tang ships in textpost format: Memorypages Edition (2/?)

This one goes out to @azuresbbg

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Some headcanons for Camel ridge trio in the present. :D They’re set in an AU where instead of being defeated Azure, Peng and Yellow tusk live in Mk’s home getting redemption.

-To start off the three demons occupy a free guest room which was reluctantly set up by Pigsy and Tang. It consists of a large couch where Azure sleeps as well as an old bunk bed that used to be Mk’s. Peng taking the top part leaving Yellow tusk underneath them. A wardrobe in the corner and a cabinet. Regardless of their sleeping arrangements the three of them usually end up on the floor.

-Azure is infatuated with cinema. He adores the movies but loathes hearing people eat snacks like popcorn. Thinking of it as rude and insulting to the art. He will drag anyone he can to the local cinemas that ban food/drinks and put on less known movies. The victim most of the time is either Yellow tusk or Tang.

-Their first meeting with technology was something to say the least. Mei flashed all three of them with her phone full on brightness causing Yellow tusk to almost faint. Azure calling it black magic in confusion at what he’s seeing after blinking at the screen for a few minutes. Only Peng reacted normally well not entirely as they quickly got addicted to a phone even starting their own social media accounts. On any platform they could find.

-Yellow tusk easily adapted to the situation though. Dark mode and glasses were all he needs to be able to enjoy new technologies to it’s full extent. In fact he tool great interest in programming and coding, taking it up as a hobby.

-Yellow tusk wasn’t the only one who needed glasses for screens. So did Peng but they would rather die. Azure as the leader of the group tried to get them all to wear glasses as a form of support for Yellow tusk even if he didn’t need to wear them. Of course Peng scoffed at the idea leaving the two.

-On the other hand Azure ended up as a boomer of the group. Having no idea what he’s doing with any kind of technology. Scrunching up his nose in focus as he typed with his index finger like an old man. He always asks Peng or Yellow tusk for help even with the smallest problems.

-Another thing Azure despises is self checkout in supermarkets. He will do anything to avoid them even if the queue to the traditional cash is as long as a snake. Anyone stuck with him will be blessed with hearing a rant about importance of social interactions and how back in his day everything was done face to face. (It’s also because he doesn’t know how to pay with a credit card.)

-The three of them were generously given their own phones by Pigsy and Tang. Peng getting Mk’s old phone which was decent enough for them. When it comes to the other two they were gifted Tablets their hands too big for an average smartphone. And well they were pretty old as they used to belong to much young Mk. But at least it did the trick for them.

-Seeing Azure still looking at Wukong like a fool in love made Peng gag. They played a prank on Azure by creating him a grindr account to get over the monkey king. Azure is still made fun of because of it but has no idea how to delete the app. (The first match after opening it was Tang. They never spoke about it.)

-One of their first steps towards redemption was getting employed at Pigsy’s noodles. Yellow tusk helping Pigsy in the kitchen. Azure working as the waiter and Peng being a delivery driver (Something they will never stop complaining about.)

-Yellow tusk quickly found passion in baking something that wasn’t around back in his time. He often occupied the kitchen making all sorts of desserts and snacks for anyone to enjoy. But usually it was Peng who ate most of them.

-Peng went viral on tik tok being the trio’s influencer diva. Their content is basically roasting everyone left and right which for some reason people liked a bit too much. Peng even has a whole ass series hating on a small account that self ships themselves with Wukong. Which definitely ISN’T run by Macaque. (It is.) But they also make skits dragging Azure and Yellow tusk along.

Some angst for the end :

On Azure’s body there are cracks caused by the Jade emperor’s power. At first they were small hidden beneath his fur or mane but with each passing day they grow larger. He’s slowly dying. All three of them know it but none acknowledge it.

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I’m hilarious

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Something for the Azure nation for Valentines but unfortunately I can’t draw. Happy Valentines for everyone. 💝

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My Tang ships in Textpost format (1/?)

Ship names if anyone’s curious:

Tang x Pigsy - Freenoodles

Tang x Xiangliu - SnakeEyes (I made this one)

Tang x Macaque - Inkypages

Tang x Sun Wukong - Peachtea

Tang x The Mayor - Ghostscholar

Tang x Azure - Memorypages (I made this one too)

Tang x Peng - Phoenixtea

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Perfect summary of their dynamic🙏🙏

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The way I can see Azure do the same to Mayor in the second slide😭😭😭 I love this ship sm🫶