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One more episode of DunMesh season 1 y’all. I can’t accept it. No more DunMesh Thursdays in a long time.

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An absolutely vile image of Dan as Chilchuck Timms that I made after eating half a fucking pound of jackfruit and then crying to myself in the bathroom

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DadChuck over here with the middle aged crouch and everything my god can someone get more dad then this go and get your martini while you watch your dungeon kids play at the beach already

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What if Delicious In Dungeon was called Freaks in Dungeon and instead of cooking and eating monsters, each specie’s toes had different varying flavours and its their job to journey down to the bottom while Taste Testing the distinct toes of each creatures they come across??? And maybe my dad would have actually loved me again.

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#justiceformyboyshuro #dungeonmeshi #dunmeshi

My stance on Shuro discourse

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I just know they’ll be such little shits towards each other

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“Alright gang…LISTEN UP! Things. Are. TOUGH right now. Like i said we’re gonna be staying with these orcs temporarily which none of you are probably familiar with.

But guess what??? Because you followed my suggestions and the fact that we’re walking over to their home. I can finally start my inGENIOUS plan…Have you already guessed it? Laois? Chilchuck? Marciiiille?…

It starts with B, and ends with D…

BREAD BAYBEEEEH. BUREEEAAAAAD. Fluffy, steamy couple of ol’ buns at that come on who’s excited HAH????

BREAD BREAD BREAD

*air guitar noises* DU DU DU DU DEOOOIOO GONNA MAKE SOME BREAD FOR MY GROUP OF KIDS. BREAD BREAD BREAD BREA-“

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I'll never forget how when Kabru And Mithrun stepped through the changelings, Mithrun was finally able to show his real form as a human, this being a grown-ass man. It was such a wakeup call for me since I need to realize that Bro isn't just 100% a twink, but is the elven equivalent of that half-ass shaved, deadbeat middle-aged dad you'd see at the Costco food court with condiment stains on their Linkin Park shirt they'd been wearing since their college years.

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"LAIOS YE FUCKING EEJIT HOW THE FUCK YOU GON' MAKE DA PAHTIE ALMOST GET WIPED OUT LIKE 'AT??!!? THE COMMON LANGUAGE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER INSULTS TO THROW AT YE YE TALLMAN CUNT FUCK OFF WITH THAT! FOOKING WANKER DA DRAGUN'S COMING OVER AGIN!"

The David Tennant Chilchuck dungeon meshi fan cast is fucking me up hard

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Do you guys think Buggy just casually detaches his lower middle part to go and take a wee or poopoo whenever he's too illmotivated to walk