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That cut land could be anything. A mana rock, a win con, a 4 mana 7/7, or a colossal dreadmaw

magic the gathering tip: c'mon just cut that land from your commander deck it's ok mana rocks are basically lands it'll be fine you'll draw your lands anyway don't worry

Magic the Gathering tip: this is true

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Hermit: Sasa Lele!

Tower: it's sale, sale, dumbass!

Devil: yeah, it's sale sale!

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Devil: I also thought it was Sasa Lele

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Yorck: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Emden: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Bismarck: you're gonna need a 41 centimeter gun to get through this armor!

King George V: Sheep, if you may.

Rodney: bitches love cannons!

Bismarck: oh fuck, that's a 41 centimeter gun. Oh fuck! That's a 41 centimeter gun!

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Duke of York: you know, they say TV makes you violent. But I'd say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent right now!

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Enterprise: Mark my words, this arrow will open up a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us, the dreams of those who have fallen, the hopes of those who will follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Eagle Union! That's USS Enterprise! My arrow is the arrow that creates the heavens!

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I love how this image of Maria making sure MechaGodzilla doesn't run out of energy shows that she is the Mom Friend even to kaiju. I bet she would give him a plate of bolts and an oil box if she could.

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Shoukaku: ugh, you know later we're gonna have to take one of those forced happiness family photos that come in the restaurant's tacky frame

Zuikaku: why are you so fucking negative all the time?

Shoukaku: I mean… I… uh… erm… what?

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"caption this"

I mean, it's okay

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Blind, only limb left is her left arm, and is actively rotting away as we speak, but still able to whoop ass with the very best

Do You Know This Disabled Character?

Malenia is an amputee and has a chronic illness.

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Let him slay, he's a god

I've realized that Drago is more than likely wearing eyeliner-

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Warspite, Allen M. Sumner, or Sheffield

Warspite: she usually talks Queen Elizabeth into a duet, they even have their own song for it. But, if that doesn't fly, King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men

Sumner: The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Sheffield: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. It just makes sense

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Sacabambaspis

ancient friends

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Enterprise: not everything is a competition

Hornet: that's only because you're losing.

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shut up shut up everyone shut the fuck up right now everyone shut up and go watch Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) right now go go go do it do it goooooo watch it

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Kearsarge

Carameldansen. I will not elaborate

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Jean Bart: my wife left me because I'm insecure

Jean Bart: no wait, she's back. She just went to go get coffee