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fuck you collective shit

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i'm back

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Secret Panel HERE 🚲 tapas.io/episode/3612094

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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it came to me in a vision

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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*constructs a panopticon but I put a big searchlight on it because my only frame of reference for what a panopticon looks like is tumblr users who have misunderstood how a panopticon works and don't know that they're real things that exist and so instead of feeling constantly surveiled the prisoners develop a nervous pattern of anticipation for when the searchlight comes around which creates its own weird psychological effect but is not the original idea of a panopticon*

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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shitty movie plot idea:

prophecy dictates that within a few years, whatever villain will show up and try to execute their evil plan, and will undoubtedly succeed no matter what. hero tries to find some technicality they can use to stop the villain while fulfilling the prophecy ("no man can defeat villain, gets killed by a woman"-style) but the wording of the prophecy is specific enough that there's zero gaps or loopholes.

to fix this, hero spends their years of preparation studying human psychology, then travelling the lands spreading a new slang expression among the populace which functions as an alternative meaning for one of the words used in the prophecy

once it catches on, the hero uses the word's alternative slang meaning to stop the villain, while still ensuring that the statements in the prophecy can still be declared "true" by just about anyone you ask assuming the prophecy is using the slang term