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BIG NEWS

You’ll never believe what I shelved last night at the library!!!

I couldn’t believe we had this! It’s not even that big of a library but one of the librarians must really know their stuff!!!

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photography was invented to take pictures of cats

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Goncharov Lore (“Gonchlore” if you will) Masterpost

BUZZFEED DO NOT MINE THIS POST FOR CONTENT. THIS IS A TUMBLR PHENOMENON *ONLY*

Note: this is regarding the lore made up by tumblr collaboratively about a fake Martin Scorsese film. See the post that started it all and fake poster.

Goncharov was released in 1973. It was written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and directed (?) and/or possibly co-written by Martin Scorsese. Scorsese’s big name helped popularize the film, but as a result JWHJ 0715’s significant contribution is often overlooked

Goncharov was forgotten and was actually difficult to acquire for many years. This may have been due to corporations hoarding rights and access, the actually mafia targeting distribution of the film, other factors, or a combination of these. This led to pirating of the film, which allegedly led to pirating discourse surrounding the film

There are talks of a Goncharov II or remake

Goncharov is a mafia boss in Naples of Russian origin. His wife/fiancée is named Katya, also of Russian origin. Goncharov may or may not have fled Russia, and may or may not have been pursued by someone trying to get him back to Russia, possibly to face legal justice. One such person trying to do this could be Valery Michailov

Valery Michailov is Katya’s sister. He may resent Goncharov due to his relationship with his sister and due to Goncharov being wanted by the Russian government. He is somewhat patriotic, possibly a former government worker or soldier.

Katya’s last name is either Michailova or Goncharova (although possibly with the wrong suffix). Her relationship with Goncharov is strained, tense, and possibly loveless. She ends up betraying him in the end. This is often seen as a subversion on the typical tropes for women in mafia movies.

At some point, Katya is on a bridge with Goncharov. At some point, Katya points a gun at Goncharov. At some point, Katya is injured on a boat/in a boathouse.

Katya is amicable with someone named Sofia, who has brown hair. She also has subtextual homoerotic tension with her

Sofia may be working class/poorer than many of the other characters are.

Goncharov has subtextual homoerotic tension with someone named Andrey. Andrey is Goncharov’s old friend/best friend/nemesis/enemy/competitor. There is at least one instance of one of them trying to kill the other.

Ice pick Joe is played by John Cazale, making this his 6th movie. He has a famous 10 minute scene with Katya, and at some point dies, also possibly at the hands of Katya.

Mario Ambrosini works with Goncharov, possibly as a lackey or number two. At some point in the middle of the story, he betrays Goncharov and Goncharov tells him that he “never wants to see [Mario] again”. It is unclear what happens to him after that. Mario also has a relationship with Andrey that some have described as “fascinating”. It is unclear how.

There is a clock motif in Goncharov, and a general theme regarding “running out of time” before death. There are a few characters who seem at the very least subconsciously aware of the fact that they have little time until their death. The film also deals with the theme of fate, of death and tragedy being and inevitable thing for these characters.

Goncharov dies at the end of the movie, due to someone’s betrayal.

Goncharov (1973) was heavily influenced by the American Cold War propaganda of the time. Some argue that it plays right into the stereotypes of Russians, others say it is a clever subversion of the propaganda and stereotypes of the time.

Feel free to add more/expand/add alternative information!

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I have to say, when Taylor announced the Eras Tour, I didn’t expect a congressional hearing to be the result

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I’m constantly craving eggs, but i don’t like to eat them. I just want to cook them? Limke what is the constant urge called that you have to scramble eggs or sumthn? Anyways rn I’m making half a dozen deviled eggs if Anyone wants them:

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Switching between social media sites to see tumblr posts, slightly older screenshots of tumblr posts from a couple weeks ago, and tumblr posts from 2014

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem

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the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

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I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

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hiii new tumblr users!!!! especially the ones who came from twitter to escape the big bad elon!!!!! xD

you're soooo welcomed here =D sit comfortably and make sure to grab your salt, wands and sonic screwdrivers!!!! this is a safe space for everyone!!!!!!!

we have the best fandoms, gifs and most importantly..... we have mishapocalypse!!!

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I just think it’s weird

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it was a good run

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to all the tumblr expatriates currently doing the walk of shame:

i hope the twitter porn was worth it.

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Taylor Swift for “Anti-Hero (Kungs Remix)” Single Cover

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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some tumblr etiquette for new people!!