#eggs

[acorviart]

salmon run

[kdpartworks]

@bigidiotenergytm IT'S TIME FOR A FAST BABY SHOWER

[eggypope]

Perhaps I should work more on myself….

they should pick a pope whose thighs are thick as fuck from the stairmaster 😤 and thick calves from the bike 💯

[mcromwell]

Oh I was SO WORRIED my mail-order hatching turkey eggs weren't viable but today we have four babes 😭💖 it's a lot of work to be born!! Take a break kids!

[kedreeva]

Celadon quail eggies from today!

[googleplaysore]

[transingthoseformers]

Was on vacation a whole week and for some fucking reason tfp starscream ovipositon/egg preg was on my mind the whole time. Like im trying to look at waterfalls and my brain won’t drop the subject.

“Like he’s so skinny there’d be no way of hiding it either he’d look so ridiculous— oh look there’s fish in that river!”

WHEEZING

There's fun opportunities here

[qsmpphotoalbum]

[justinspoliticalcorner]

S.V. Dáte at HuffPost:

WASHINGTON ― Standing in front of a table stacked with food items at his New Jersey golf course last summer, Donald Trump complained that grocery prices had “skyrocketed” and promised to fix that if Americans made him president again: “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one.” Ninety-six days later, grocery prices have not come down, not even a little. In his first 100 days in office, Trump has managed quite a bit: upending the lives of hundreds of thousands of federal workers; unilaterally sentencing hundreds, perhaps thousands, of migrants to life sentences in a notorious El Salvador prison; switching sides in the Ukraine war to favor the aggressor; and costing Americans trillions from their retirement accounts while putting the country on the path to a trade-war-induced recession. One thing he has not done: lower Americans’ grocery bills. While overall inflation has trended slightly downward since Trump took office, food inflation has not. In fact, not only have grocery prices increased each month since he took office, that inflation rate itself has increased in each of the three months since Trump’s return, so that the inflation rate for groceries is now at its highest point in nearly two years.

“Just 100 days in, the reality is wildly different, and voters are noticing,” said Democratic pollster and consultant Matt McDermott. “Day One was supposed to bring relief, not recession.” Sarah Longwell, a Republican consultant who for years has been conducting focus groups studying Trump’s supporters, said they, too, are noticing. “There is a meaningful slice of Trump voters who voted for Trump specifically because he promised to lower prices on groceries, etc.,” she said. “Many of these voters express frustration that Trump isn’t doing more to lower costs.” Trump’s response to his failure on the single most important issue to the median voter in the November election has been a favorite standby: He has simply lied about it. “Groceries have come down,” he said in an Oval Office photo opportunity on Tuesday, and then focused on eggs in particular. “The cost of eggs have come down like 93, 94% since we took office.” In fact, eggs got expensive under predecessor Joe Biden and then got even more expensive after Trump took office because of a bird flu epidemic. For Trump’s claim to be correct, eggs would have to be selling for about 35 cents a dozen now, which they clearly are not.

Trump well understood the primacy of the issue both during the campaign ― promising to lower grocery prices on “Day 1” was a common line in his rally speeches ― as well as after he had barely eked out a win over Biden’s vice president, Kamala Harris. “I won on groceries. Very simple word, groceries,” Trump told NBC News in December. “When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the price over a short period of time, and I won an election based on that. We’re going to bring those prices way down.” The following month, upon retaking office, Trump did sign an executive order on the topic of inflation, which instructed his agencies “to deliver emergency price relief, consistent with applicable law, to the American people.”

Broken promises: Trump promised to the American people lower food prices and inflation, but instead, food prices and inflation have gone up ever since he came into office.

[srebrnastal]

A conversation on Discord, thanks to which I now know that hamster's HUGE balls are actually eggs from which other hamsters hatch. Nature is amazing

@pipczyk-szczur @wolf-in-a-bottle weźcie za to odpowiedzialność.

[transgender-daemon-faerie]

Just gonna leave this here

[toyastales]

Breakfast Platter

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The main USA currency was cheese after eggs broke the economy.

[foodcravings]

(via Instagram)

[lovertm]

eggs by joycecooks_