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girls in nothing but oversized shirts

rb if you agree

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the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

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The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

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people who initiate conversations youre everything and i’m in love with you

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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BIGBANG : 봄여름가을겨울 (Still Life) : GD

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Tom Hiddleston & Sienna Miller in High Rise (2015)

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If I had the slightest discipline in me I’d be unstoppable

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Honestly if I was Chris Rock, I'd just retire. I'm not sure how you, as a comedian, come back from the humiliation of telling a joke so unfunny that the target's husband very calmly slaps the shit out of your face open-handed and then just as calmly returns to his seat, and then like 20 minutes later they call him back onstage and give him a trophy and he apologizes to everyone but you.

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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top five things in cartoon trash

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

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Im going to a new school soon and im pretty strong so im thinking about being a bully, any beginners tips?

this is such a funny ask im not even going to touch it