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I feel like I want to go home bu im at my house.

Im sot sure what to do.

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So you,ve probably seen that post about ''20,000 tetheredflies pull my lifeless corpse into the sky'' Post, welp I made it into an entier song

I present to you:

tethered flies - pigeon town

you would not believe your eyes

if ten million tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

cause they be everywhere

and fly me here or there

would think me weird but id just stand and stare

i'd like to make myself believe that the flys fly slowly

it’s hard to say that i'd rather be alive and lonely

cause everything is never like baked beans

cause i'd gets a thousand hugs

from ten thousand tethered bugs

as they tried to teach me how to fly

a fly ring above my head

and more flies under my bed

with me just laying there instead

i’d like to make myself believe that the flys fly slowly

it’s hard to say that i'd rather be alive and lonely

cause everything is never like baked beans

make sure the flies come back

please get me away from here

cause i feel like a bug snack

please get me away from here

why do i tire of counting bugs

please get me away from here

when i'm far too tired to count sheep

to ten million tethered flies

i’m weird cause i hate those flies

now i miss those flies they said farewell

but i know where several are

if my dreams got real bizaar

cause i saved a few to keep in a jar

i’d like to make myself believe that the flys fly slowly

it’s hard to say that i’d rather be alive and lonely

cause everything is never like baked beans

i’d like to make myself believe that the flys fly slowly

it’s hard to say that i’d rather be alive and lonely

cause everything is never like baked beans

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Now i never had social skills in the first place but *looks at 2020*

that took away my social skills, the social skills i never had

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Hey, want some canned chiken.

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atheism

for when your to tired to care about jesus

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the first meme was made in  1921 meaning we will soon have to chose

THE MEME OF THE CENTURY

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hey guys i found twink i a can

(i found it online not at a store)

original by: scruffy (ifunny.com)

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in the small town i live in two people went missing and where found dead in the span of a week

(edit also about two months ago a man robbed a store with a hachet)

(edit 2 also also a guy stole a car when the police found the car at his house  they raided said house and found tons of stolen stuff the guy who stole the car then told the police that the neigbour had also stolen tons of stuff and sure enough the neigbour did)

other than the crimes nothing else has happened the town that i live in comits ridiculos crimes and nothing else

also also also the small town that i live in (population 4700) has 3 retierment homes and is atleast 65% old people

i know this sounds fake but trust me its true

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“friends are like turtles they die if you kill them”

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i over heard a convorsation today

kid 1:hey [kid 2]how hot is the sun?

kid 2:its 100 degrees farenheit

kid 3:that would only be like 45 degrees celcius

kid 1:yeah the sun isnt actually hot and its actually only 2ft wide

edit: not hot sun kid and water bones kid are the same person

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some kid today insisted his bones where made of water

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the orb of sorrow

(made by u/smithyLK(reddit))

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so i was there nuting for one last time before nnn after i finished i look at the clock 12:01 it was nov 1st... i had failed

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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always remember 

trans rights are human rights

long live the lesbians

and fuck the pope hail satan

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what are a pedos favorite shoes... WHITE VANS! HA HA HA HA HA

*and then i cried for 2 hours*

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2020 is like putting a child in a microwave

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friend1:what if there was friend2 x friend3 fanfic

me:YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

friend2:no dont do it

friend3:please dont

me:the people have spoken i will be done by tomorrow

friend2:why must you be this way