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I do not get jealous of women hitting on my bf like…at all cuz who has the time but I do get annoyed once women do not take no for an answer 😭 “she doesn’t have to know” bitch I will show up at your apartment and beat your ass 😐

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I want to be a girls girl so bad but some of these bitches are so fucking stupid I can’t 😭

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CHAPPELL ROAN Glasgow ★ September 15, 2024

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Chappell Roan performing at Olympia Theatre in Dublin. 17th of September 2024. (via)

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MIDWEST PRINCESS 👑

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apartment. i’m at my apartment

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I've noticed at a lot of the social stuff I go to now, I'm one of the few there who doesn't drink, and I was reminded of the smoking poll. So now I'm curious.

(See below poll for some notes)

*"regularly" meaning you drink even when there's no occasion to motivate it. Basically, not just social drinking.

**If you've had alcohol before but don't drink anymore for any reason, choose no.

This is a ZERO JUDGMENT poll! Every answer is equally valid, and you DO NOT have to explain your answer if you don't want to!

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If you don’t share your inner feelings (and aren’t in an obvious public queer relationship), do you think you can easily pass as straight (and/or cis)?

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someone just put white Lucio on my dash it’s time for me to go to sleep

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the very last set of words you ever want to see when you’re losing a comp match

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one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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keep getting edtwts recommended to me (thanks Twitter 😒) and half the girlies on there are pregnant omfg 😭

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saw a tiktok that was like “kpop bobs” and then it was just a slideshow of men with MULLETS

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loaded into an ow comp match and immediately got the most braindead teammates I give up

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just played with some old friends who used to be a couple (??? I think they broke up and idk what they are rn) but omfg it was so awkward

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I don’t have a job till late September so I need help paying my credit card bill 😔

0/239.15

C@shapp: $icaughtmyself

V€nmo: @/vilethot

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also one of them told everyone I was pregnant before I had even decided if I wanted to tell everyone or just keep it between like the few people 😭⁉️ like bruh…