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The fatal five, as pridelanders.

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I’ve been drawing the jigsaw disciples (plus Adam) cuddling in my Lion King au and this is how far I got before realizing I forgot Logan.

Do I even bother bringing Logan to my au at this point

What African animal would Logan be

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i'm not into voyeurism i just like being included

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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I believe Hoffman was so distraught about crushing his bf between his walls that he ate his remains

absolutely and he kept strahm's hand to keep Inside Him at all times it's why he walks like that

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respectfully, what are you on about 😭

Sure, we never see any gore of Ursula, Scar, or Facilier, but it's not like we saw that with Gaston or Frollo either.

We just watch them fall, which is imo a lot less disturbing than seeing Scar's shadow get eaten alive (by former allies) and Facilier get dragged to hell. (also by former allies)

Scar especially is a perfect example of both dying in a horrifying way and having a song about gaining power.

As you mentioned, both Gaston and Frollo have villain songs, but that is 2/3 of your examples of characters which don't sing villain songs so I think it's a loose connection.

The only examples you've provided that make sense to me are Jafar and Clayton, which is not enough to demonstrate a pattern.

You're free to have whatever opinion you want, obviously, I just think this doesn't make sense.

Disney villain songs are all about power. But did you notice the ones who die horribly never get one?

Villains Who Get Songs (Because They Still Have Some Control)

Ursula (Poor Unfortunate Souls) – Stabbed, but no blood.

Jafar (Prince Ali Reprise) – Trapped, not dead.

Scar (Be Prepared) – Eaten, but off-screen.

Dr. Facilier (Friends on the Other Side) – Gets dragged to hell by his own allies (scary, but we never saw a body).

Villains Who Die Horribly (And Stay Silent)

- Gaston – Falls to his death. No song (someoone else sings ABOUT him) - Clayton – Accidentally hangs himself. No song, Phil Colins doesn't even sing about him. - Frollo – Falls into literal Hell. No song. (Wait—except...)

Why does Frollo break the rule? Because Hunchback is a literary story, not a folklore story.

Frollo does get a song (Hellfire), but unlike other villain songs, it’s about losing control, not gaining it. Hunchback isn’t a fairy tale—it’s gothic horror, so the villain’s downfall is his own mind eating him alive.

Villains? Sing about power. Heroes sing about "I want." Mary Poppins, the morally grey time lord? Her song about money and power taught children how to have empathy for someone who doesn't have any of it (the bird lady). Does that make her the anti-villian?

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Hell yeah brother

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I inexplicably cannot completely separate Scott Tibbs and Amazon river otters in my head.

Whenever I think of one, I think of the other.

A while ago I even otterfied him (and I’ll fuckin do it again)

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More lion king Saw au ideas.

Pls lmk if y’all have any ideas for other characters.

I think it would be funny if I made a Lion King x Saw au.

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I think it would be funny if I made a Lion King x Saw au.

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Hi guys I want to talk about scenes from the Saw franchise that I think are hot.

(I’ve been at a very heterosexual phase in my bi-cycle for a while now so sorry to shotgunshippers.)

- Adam searches for scars

I am very…abdominally-fixated. And Adam pulling his shirt up scratches that itch.

- Ending of Saw IV

- Amanda beefing with Hoffman

This scene has aged like wine since Costas Mandylor (Hoffman’s actor) said his idea for a Saw trap is keeping Hoffman and Amanda in a room together until they make a baby.

I love it when there’s sexual tension between people who despise eachother.

- Adam smoking

- Strahm interrogates Jill

Strahm pushes Jill up against the wall and damn I wish I was Jill in that moment.

- Ending of Saw IV

Lawrence looks pretty damn good towering over Hoffman like that.

- Ending of Saw V

Easily the hottest scene I listed. Let’s walk through it.

- Strahm beats the shit out of Hoffman, making him bleed

- highly unflattering angles of Hoffman (which I LOVE)

- Hoffman tilts his head at overzealous Strahm

- Strahm groans and growls trying to save himself

Thanks for listening.

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Ending of Saw V but it’s just Strahm noises 🙂‍↕️

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thanks for reading.

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How do we feel about my placements of the Saw fellas on the Kinsey scale

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images taken 5 seconds apart (might doodle more silly saw cats soon, definitely toss requests my way if you have any ideas :3c) coffinchain cat designs originally posted here!