#3dshipping

[sammaxxing]

big ole dumb saw dumppppppp

my cuntress

[zombie-jed]

[godsplatter]

hoffdon. funny ass concept ngl

[sculkshrieking]

hello hoffdon and hoffstrahm nations. have you considered mashing all three of them together

[latenightsundayblues]

Hope that anon from a day ago sees this drawing now that i think i get what this ship's about lmfao

This is what you get if you call for immediate medical assistance in the middle of the night after a quest for vengeance gone wrong; a grumpy doctor, indelicate handling of sensitive wounds, less-than-ideal hygienic conditions for the procedure you need and one hell of an earful. Oh, well. At least you get to stare at his tousled hair and charmingly skewed glasses through it all.

[bathroomtrapped]

'Judas, must you betray me

With a kiss?'

[brainrot-radio]

I love Saw fans because they'll make an entire ship off of one scene and that's nothing new but the scene is like this

[hotdudes-games]

Hurray, I finally finished drawing the comic ❤

[rabidbatboy]

calling him a faggot isn’t enough I need to lock him in the saw bathroom

[mad-science-dinosaur]

more saw hot yaoi base

[creepereyes]

The Saw movies ranked by how gay they are, from least gay to most gay

10. Jigsaw: Nothing gay here. Logan is straight and his rivalry with Halloran isn’t homoerotic. The movie made it seem like Logan/Eleanor would happen. Very straight movie. 0/10

9. Spiral: I’ve only seen it once, but I don’t recall anything homoerotic about it. The ending with Zeke and Shenck could be seen as a little gay if you stretch, though I didn’t see it that way. 1/10

8. Saw X: Nothing seemed gay except for Amanda’s haircut. I’ve only seen it once, I’ll have to rewatch. 2/10

7. Saw II: Surprisingly straight for classic Saw. The movie tells us that Eric Matthews and Allison Kerry are straight and had a fling. Amanda hugging/comforting Laura could be mildly gay, though I think that was her comforting someone she thought shouldn’t have been tested. The whole “If you’re going to threaten me with a knife, at least cut me a little” scene between Xavier and Obi could be a bit gay as well, but it was probably just Obi being a creeper. 2/10

6. Saw 3D: Hoffman surprisingly doesn’t do anything gay here, but he’s in the movie which means automatic gay points. Plus Lawrence serves insane cunt here. 5/10 just for that.

5. Saw VI: Hoffman saves Strahm’s severed hand and holds it delicately. He finally gets to hold hands with Strahm, just not in the way he wanted. 6/10

4. Saw IV: Hoffman binding and gagging HIMSELF so Rigg can come and ‘save’ him? That’s pretty gay. The collar makes it even gayer. Putting Rigg in the bath tub and turning on the cold water was also gay. Hoffman just wanted to feel those abs. 7/10

3. Saw: when Adam and Lawrence finally touch, hold each other and gently press their foreheads together. Lawrence tenderly putting his hand on Adam’s cheek. What straight men touch each other like that? Plus the way Adam paws for Lawrence and begs him not to leave. He’s totally gay for Dr. Malpractice. Also, Zep seems to take a lot of pleasure in watching them. 8/10

2. Saw III: The scene where Amanda leans in close and arms Lynn’s shotgun collar is super homoerotic. It’s one of the gayest things in the franchise. She’s crushing on Lynn HARD and wanted a hate fuck. This whole movie is toxic yuri. 9/10

1. Saw V: The relationship between Hoffman and Strahm is so gay. The glass coffin scene, the way Strahm becomes obsessed with Hoffman, the way they stare at each other, etc. Also, Hoffman felt it was necessary to remove Strahm’s tie and undo several buttons on his shirt before putting him in the water cube trap. If that’s not gay, what is? Hoffman and Strahm both wanted a hate fuck. This whole movie is toxic yaoi. 10/10

Agree? Disagree?

[sammaxxing]

3dshipping commish for the aptly named @3dshippings ! thank u again 💘

[zombie-jed]

[gaareththegreat]

i also posted these on twitter! @palideeznuts

[sculkshrieking]

i will commit multiple violent crimes for you if you make more hoffstrahmdon

you know who else will commit multiple violent crimes?

[latenightsundayblues]

Yknow smth funny? Gordon developing a smoking fetish after the whole bathroom ordeal. To cope. And making hoffman do it after sex. And never actually doing it himself just watching as a way of picking at the scabs barely growing over his own wound. And on second thought its not really that funny at all

Oh i just KNOW freud would have a field day with those losers