b1rdeyes
b1rdeyes
brain is rotting
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mainly fandom stuff (yelling into the void)they/them
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b1rdeyes · 16 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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b1rdeyes · 1 day ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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b1rdeyes · 2 days ago
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b1rdeyes · 2 days ago
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walking my turtle
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b1rdeyes · 2 days ago
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:
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b1rdeyes · 3 days ago
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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b1rdeyes · 3 days ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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two kris drawings I didnt rlly know if i wanted to post I can't tell if I like or dislike them 😮‍💨 I wanna get good at drawing that armor though I feel like I haven't quite figured them out
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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b1rdeyes · 4 days ago
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The Veldt
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b1rdeyes · 5 days ago
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Are you enjoying this?
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b1rdeyes · 5 days ago
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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore
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b1rdeyes · 5 days ago
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b1rdeyes · 5 days ago
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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