b1uemang0
b1uemang0
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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I followed an ice-cream truck today. All the way until it reached another park, and then I got a chocolate covered ice cream dipped in peanuts and it was probably the single most "go after your dreams" moment I had in my life
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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Literally every note on this post is from a porn bot.
I'm just grateful I can be their voice and also sincerely hope they're doing something about their allergies because I just want them to be happy yo they didn't choose to be built like this
I just want to be happy, like so immensely happy.
What is seriously stopping me from getting up, throwing open a window on a beautiful blue sky day and just being truly, unapologetically, not allergic to pollen?
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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I just want to be happy, like so immensely happy.
What is seriously stopping me from getting up, throwing open a window on a beautiful blue sky day and just being truly, unapologetically, not allergic to pollen?
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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WHAT DOING?!
Sound on 🔊
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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I really feel like Television should enter an era of allowing happy endings. That’s not to say characters can’t suffer along the way or that storylines can’t be “dark” but I would really like to see stories end on hopeful notes. I’m so sick of every story having tragic endings, especially considering the world we live in right now. Call me naive, I don’t care, but hope breeds hope. Love breeds love. Happiness breeds happiness. Allowing our characters to overcome and find the light in the end is powerful. Allowing characters to be happy is brave because happiness is not boring. I feel like we’re surrounded by dark stories in fiction and in reality and I find myself wondering where’s the hope and happiness.. is no one overcoming the darkness?
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b1uemang0 · 4 years ago
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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b1uemang0 · 5 years ago
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b1uemang0 · 5 years ago
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You are not weak.
You are not soft.
You may be a potato, but you're the kind with crispy skin
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b1uemang0 · 5 years ago
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Sometimes when I do something dumb, I pause, look into the camera, directly into gods eyeballs and I think mhm. I see you were right old man, I wouldn't date this either.
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b1uemang0 · 5 years ago
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“someone else could do it better than me” not relevant babe, no one else is gonna do it. You can’t do a mediocre job if you’re the only one doing it
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b1uemang0 · 5 years ago
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please read this oh my god
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