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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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outfit of all time award goes to !!

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Im scrolling on tumblr on the clock why is nobody posting about men grinding on each other or something sexual come on guys i know u have it in u

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how is guitar like the most popular instrument the neck is so looong how do you move your hand so fast. and dont say effort over time because i only have 2 seconds left on this earth before the

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Lately I've been seeing stars.

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thank you, weird bisexuals, love you, weird bisexuals

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Hi! Saw a recent question and wanted to double-check in case I haven't missed my shot -- are you still accepting auditions?

Brilliantly excited for the show, either way!

Hi! Yes, we are accepting auditions until mid-July. Here are the details again.

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Jaguars swimming