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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.
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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
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if we as a society have learned anything from the past month, legislators may be highly susceptible to being tricked into enacting sensible gun control if we were to elevate every school-aged child to the role of CEO for a going concern profiting on late-stage capitalism.
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thanks to @steps_huettner, getting to see what film, tv & comedy offerings #sxsw has programmed this year. (at Austin Convention Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoOoIbtcmL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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b/c i failed to warn the birthday boy or include @pickaxebobby or myself, what a horrible selfie of the otherwise joyous celebration of @duglife23's 45th birthday w/ @sarariderschulz , Bobby & new acquaintances the kinnisons! (at Tiki Tatsu-Ya) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpmOJozszGh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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the suite life w/ @hannahha & #BabyPairOfJordans. celebrating their aquarian birthdays by being courtside during warmups before a luxury suite for #PelicansGameday. also @pierretpelican bobblehead giveaway for #MardiGrasMadness (at Smoothie King Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CogX5YUtsDy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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the before, during & after of @handcrafted_curls making my mop into something presentable. (at Nova Hair Collective) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoOIYSjtnzS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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obligatory #icestorm❄️ arborial devastation photo dump. my power is still out at home, so currently holed up w/ @crankbry & @mcguire1509. (at University Hills and Windsor Park, Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoK6fDkp_fF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#theyearofthecat #tết https://www.instagram.com/p/CntPyewMIfi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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at Austin, Texas https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm39gghuY-F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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as the clock approaches 1pm in CST, i have can officially say that i have at last survived #whamageddon for the 1st time in my life. thank you to everyone who helped make this possible! (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlNu3CtXGY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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to further dash any chance that i might've learned a valuable lesson about waiting till the last possible minute to get to the airport before a morning flight, i still found myself arguably the best seat on the plane. (at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmgihOPuLaE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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always gonna turn up & get turnt up for patty melt fridays at #badlarryburgerclub. #aVeryBadLarryXmas (at Little Brother Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmPLWhypBPW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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tiki for the holidays! (at Tiki Tatsu-Ya) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmC_xscNZVe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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oops! may have arrived a bit too early to get myself a #badlarryburgerclub patty melt & some of their bomb french fries. #aVeryBadLarryXmas (at Little Brother Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9I-LwJbYH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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performed my civic duty this afternoon by early voting in the austin mayoral run-off election at a new-to-me polling location. #fingercondom #YoVoté (at Austin Energy) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl7c7iltk2m/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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