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absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

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you are a human. your gf is a catgirl. you’re taking a romantic stroll with her when she sees a very large tree. “im going to climb that” she says. you urge her not to but she is already on the highest branch, screaming that she wants to be let down. you are forced to call the fire department

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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Just learned about letters. Which are the things these words are made up of. Watch. euyrtgclkanzpomxbviqsdjhfw

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If you're reading this congrats it's your week

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distressing things to say to your friends

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i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

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