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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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Disabled and chronically ill femmes? This one is for you.

If you can't put your makeup on today because of pain or fatigue, you're still femme

If you can't wear the clothes you want because they aren't adaptive for you, you're still femme

If you have bulky or clunky or unyieldy mobility aids, you're still femme

If you can't wear heels because you have ankle braces, you're still femme

If your illness keeps you from presenting the way that society expects a femme to present in any way, you're still femme

I love you femmes and you are still femme, even if your disability or chronic illness might make that look different sometimes <3

Signed,

A disabled butch

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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It's honestly such a shame that we've made such a huge thing out of swimming and swimsuits and looking good in swimsuits and fat people not looking good in swimsuits. Swimming is actually the perfect exercise for fat people because it puts zero pressure on the joints, which is a much bigger concern for us than it is for skinny people, and lets you exercise basically every muscle group without straining too much and risking injury. Yet somehow this is one of the least accessible exercises to fat people due to nothing more than a culture of body shaming. The work to unlearn all the shame to be comfortable in a bathing suit in front of strangers is huge even for conventionally attractive people, but I could probably count on one hand the number of fat people I've met who were confident enough to get in a bathing suit and go swimming in public.

And what is the exercise that somehow everyone thinks they should do instead? Jogging. It's more accessible, sure, it's easy and costs nothing to go outside and run. But I need you to understand telling a fat person to go running is basically telling them to go destroy their knees. Not to mention it's probably one of the most physically uncomfortable exercises to do when you have a body that jiggles even with compression garments.

Imagine a world where everyone had the ability and equal access to whatever exercise fit them best and helped them be happy and healthiest. Imagine a world where fat people go swimming.

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hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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"im looking respectfully" im literally begging you (dykes) to look at me (dyke) disrespectfully. please.

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wahhh I hate looking up things fat/chubby people have and get hit with the "how to remove/lose this" "weight loss tips" 😭😭😭this sucks

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So nervous about an appoinment,, that is like a year and some, late!

(So the original problem is probs not what we going to be talking a lot about anymore, But it fine, Got other isssues i need some answers on, that wiuld have had to be a different appointment if not enough time. I mean the og problem is still a problem, just, in a different way than a year ago)

That I can’t really figur out how to human.

Stress and I are not friends

Enemies even

And it’s Chronic

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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

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I personal experince, sulphur smells like rotten eggs

So bad

PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

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Tag what your cat eats, that isnt food

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

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Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.