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JOSH HEUSTON as LORD CONSTANTINE CORRINO Dune Prophecy — S01E01
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"i feel like it doesn't help that we're not like... a hundred percent sure it's fae? like i never met my mom, an' my dad died when i was little, an' it's just kinda a whole mess. but i got elemental magic an' can turn into a wolf, so that's the big stuff? can't really imagine bein' new to it, though. i've lived my whole life around it. must be overwhelmin'."
“yeah, i mean, the fae thing is probably the most out there bit, but maybe the whole combo? like, i’m still new-ish to all this stuff and it’s, fuck, it’s wild.”
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Breanna once said: Stupid little lawyer man [affectionate]
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"Angel, half-angel. Does it matter much in the grand scheme of things?" he asked. His smile took on an amused tone. "What were you expecting? Horns and a tail? Or something a little bit more monstrous?"
Sleipnir felt heat prickle up the sides of his face when they other called him a pretty little thing. He...disagreed. But kept his opinions to himself for now. Sleip had hoped this would be a painless arangement. Perhaps this demon would see reason, let him live however he has been already. That is about everything he had wanted, really. So - not much.
"Um...technically I'm a...nephilim." Sleipnir corrected the other when he refered to marrying an angel. "Sorry you um...you dont really look like a...demon. To me." Sleip had ran into demons sure, probably put a few down in his past.
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fionn raises his brows. "'need' seems like a strong word." the archives, probably, need spencer. he's not sure this stranger actually does. "oh, not a clue. skandalis is the one who whisked him away. have you met the man? could be a ten minute meeting, could be four hours. could somehow turn into a two day road trip. i would put nothing past him."
“Oh.” How interesting that they’d let her in once she said she was meeting with Spencer. Maybe they’d assumed she was staff. Does she look old enough to be staff? So not the time to think about something like that. “Don’t they know I need him?” she asks with a dramatic sigh. Need’s a bit exaggerated. She just wants to swap back the chargers they’d somehow mixed up when packing to head home from their trip. “Do you know when he’ll be back?”
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Jason Mantzoukas in Taskmaster 19x8 - Science All Your Life
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a kind of continuation to this
#fanart; danny#vlad;;#this is. so fucking funny to meeeeeeee#truly should do more with vlad#op this is great content#there's magic in queue
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"that is the correct response! academia is great and also? fuckin' nightmare. which is probably true of all fields, but that's neither here nor there." he shrugs. "i mean... there are some people who'd wanna know, and they'd be bad people to tell."
“That’s, like, not at all making me excited to partake in academia at all, but uh…yeah, even before you threatened me, I wasn’t gonna tell anyone. I mean, who would want to know that anyway?”
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"oh, i will absolutely go with you. i love food more than i love... i was gonna say some of this family but no. it's close but not that close. but i love it more than anyone i've ever dated. and i'm happy to bail the minute you're done."
“i know you’re going to be surprised and it’s a bit out of character for me, but i saw an ad for a food festival that seems kind of fun, would you go with me? i think it might be a lot for me, but i have to get out of the house some time, right?”
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[text; anke] ...if you cause a scene do you get to come home early? because i'm not saying i'd support that but. i wouldn't be opposed to it.
[text; anke] i'd rather you just get handsy here. in our home. where i can do something about it.
@babyitsmagic 💕
[text: carter 💞] remind me to never agree to attend an event you’re not also invited to again.
[text: carter 💞] i’m about three seconds from causing a scene. i need you to talk shit with and keep me calm. also so i could maybe try and get a little handsy while betsy tells me about her bullshit life.
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"Not everyone wants to look like a teenager for eternity. Also, genetics are strange. Hybrids are strange. We work with what we're given."
“Okay, grandpa, really not helping your case here. And I meant it like…I’m sure my adoptive mom is old, but she doesn’t look old. Didn’t know if you had some, like, slowly aging until I’ll eventually look like Gandalf thing going on.”
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Spencer. Of course. Who else would it be. "Normally this part of the building is staff-only." Someone either isn't where they're supposed to be to stop surprise guests or they recognized her as a friend of Spencer's and let her through. He doesn't really want to have to have a whole conversation about it, but he probably should. "I believe one of the professors dragged him into a meeting." Probably not even one that Spencer needs to be at, but that rarely stopped the staff.
“Oh, sure, sorry,” she says, delicately setting it back down as requested. “Probably shouldn’t keep fragile things where nosey people like me will grab them…do you know if Spencer’s here?”
#daydreambclievers#fionn;mina;thread#fionn;mina;001#sorry @ mina for whatever energy fionn's bringing to the table
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"I suppose everyone looks old when you're a child."
“Well how was I supposed to know that? You look old.”
#daydreambclievers#lovelock;rocky;thread#lovelock;rocky;001#this immortal is about to have beef with a YOUTH
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"...right. sorry. not used to people asking for my help with this sort of stuff."
“Obviously. That’s why I’m here.”
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"Y'know, I was about to say not at a normal college, but it's absolutely wild what a professor can get away with once they have tenure. Like truly. I've heard some horror stories and known some just atrocious people. Academia attracts all kinds."
“I mean, I wasn’t…are you allowed to talk to students like that?”
#daydreambclievers#nikos;jason;thread#nikos;jason;001#jason is like. one of those kids#who loves their parents so much#they don't notice The Flaws lmaooooo
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NOAH WYLE as HARRY WILSON Leverage: Redemption | 03.10 - The Side Job
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TASKMASTER Season 19 Episode 2 "An Invisible Jump Rope"
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