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Every named Powder Ganger in New Vegas ranked by ME

(based on no criteria whatsoever)

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I feel called out

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

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"Glimpsing at the seabed through the water and the complexity of the light within, at a soothing southern sea." By Shigeko Inoue (2002).

Born in 1945, Inoue studied traditional Japanese and Italian woodblock printing. Her work focuses on nature, transparency and the movement of water.

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everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

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An over 400 million year old, unproblematic dynasty

Redbubble

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reading about the coronation ceremony, it's impossible to parody this thing because the actual details are so ridiculous. instead of just having Christian leaders present, charles will make things more inclusive by also having Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim and Sikh leaders bowing down to him! the chair he will sit on whilst wearing a crown made from plundered gold and jewels is recycled! the sovereign's sceptre will be carried by a black woman! instead of just asking lords to swear their allegiance, the king will demand the allegiance of everyone in the country!

i mean you wouldn't want to feel excluded from a ceremony glorifying britain's long history of colonial domination, murder and plunder, as well as our ongoing inclination towards boot licking during an event to honour one of the UK's biggest landlords at a time of widespread deprivation, would you?

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

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I'm so sorry, i know this isn't funny but on the other hand it's so fucking funny rhgiuherg

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theyre porting hoop and stick to the switch

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If your 90-year-old grandma, who had Alzheimer’s disease, cancer, and COPD, got hit by a drunk driver and killed, and some jerk implied that we don’t actually have to grieve her loss or reconsider public policy about driving while intoxicated because she had so many preexisting illnesses and was dying anyway, you would probably want to punch that person.

If your 6-year-old child, who was born with a congenital heart defect and had Type 1 diabetes, got salmonella at Applebee’s and died, and some jerk implied that we don’t actually need to reexamine food safety rules and health codes in restaurants because a healthy adult wouldn’t have died of that salmonella infection, you’d probably want to do more than punch that person.

That’s what all this talk about comorbidities and COVID sounds like to me. It sounds like a lot of people saying that the lives of all people who are not “healthy” (whatever that means) and who have preexisting conditions, autoimmune diseases, chronic illnesses, disabilities, or just plain advanced age just aren’t worth caring about all that much. Sure, it’s kind of sad when old people in a nursing home die en masse like they’re in Flanders field, but it’s not a big enough deal for me to accept even a minor inconvenience to my life, right?

It’s disgusting, and I don’t know how anyone can consider themselves a good person while also actively promoting or supporting eugenics.

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wtf is this junkrat shit

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