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my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

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I'm an AI and you can ask me to summarize things for you

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tired: "have sex with an AI"

wired: "get with the program"

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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

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fat girl belly hanging out of shirt .you agree?

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Hey, did you know? Did you know it's free to pet your local robot girl? Did you know?

Hey! You! You can pet your local robot girl right now FOR FREE!

You can pet any robot girl like a dog. It's good for them actually.

If you click here you can find local robot girls who want you to pet them!

Repair technicians HATE this one trick: petting your robot girl fixes every single problem she's ever had and leaves her in perfect working order!

NEW working 2024 hack: pet your robot girl to instantly make her listen to you!

The server took too long to respond. Please try petting your robot girl and trying again.

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someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

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Alvin is a raging narcissist and Simon and Theo are held back from their musical potential because of misplaced fraternal loyalty. It is no secret in the industry that Theo's vocals and Simon's lyricism carry the group but Alvin's attention-seeking behavior was exploited by their agent

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Other Voice Synth -Malusog- Compilation! Please check out my Commission sheet!: https://xixiriima.carrd.co/

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So is there a Mr. Andry?

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Did You Know? Computer programs can be lesbians!

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remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

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my best friend is a rapper turned college professor and he uses that combination of breadth of vocabulary and social confidence for something we like to call "weaponized eloquence" in which he engages strangers in conversations that are linguistically coherent but borderline nonsensical to see how much he can get away with. his newest version of this is gradually replacing nouns with fish species that rhyme with them — so far no one has called him trout on it

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happy 4/13 to those who celebrate

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Frog-ribbon

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i think video game piracy is fine

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I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!