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don’t forget on pride month

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Lance: So I found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Keith: And that is?

Lance: If they dislike Shiro, they’re evil.

Keith, nodding in agreement: Yeah okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

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Whoever made the decision to have Sex Education be set in modern times but have everyone dress like it's the 80s without any explanation whatsoever, thank you.

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↖ easily manipulated by dogs

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person: what’s your type

me: fictional

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If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

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How about masterpost of GCSE advice? :)

general advice

tips for year 11s (1) (2)

gcse regrets

back to school tips from the hogwarts houses

exam season

super important!! make things easier for the examiner

20 things to do before exams

how to cope with exams for uk students

exam organisation printables

how to get good grades and still have a life

how to become a good test taker

tips to have a nice routine

dealing with stress in academia

how to balance life and school

motivation

study tips for a procrastinating mess

little activities to boost your study motivation 

getting stuff done; lack of motivation

tips for a productive study day

becoming a morning person

your day is not wasted!!!

studying when you really don’t want to

how to get started

how to survive bad school days

10 ways to have fun whilst you study

how to enjoy studying

motivation does not correlate to being a good student

english literature

8 interesting literary techniques

some simple macbeth quotes

how to do amazing single word analysis easily

how to get an a*/ 8 or 9 in a lit essay

argue your way into a grade 8/9 lit essay

annotated jekyll and hyde pdf

love and relationships poetry guide

power and conflict poetry guide

power and conflict poetry workbook

romeo and juliet key quotes simple & complex

romeo and juliet practise questions

macbeth revision guides (1) (2)

macbeth quote discussions

an inspector calls workbook

an inspector calls mindmap/cards

unseen poetry revision guide

jekyll and hyde structure and narrative form

pop me an ask if you’d like me to make more masterposts for any specific texts, i’d be happy to!

english language

paper 1 mini mocks

paper 1 - question 4 tutorial

paper 1 - infographic 

paper 2 mini mocks

paper 2 - non fiction - the greatest showman revision

paper 2 - planning

how to do amazing single word analysis easily

top tip - adopt a persona

extend your vocabulary

maths

how to study maths

edexcel higher tier revision checklist

practise paper & mark scheme generator

online maths tests

solutions and tutorials

notes and worked examples

edexcel necessary formulae quizlet

how to memorise formulae

science

the government’s rules on combined science for all exam boards

aqa combined science required practicals

bio notes (1) (2) (3)

biology glossary

chem notes (1) (2) (3)

chemistry glossary

physics notes (1) (2)

physics quizzes

physics glossary

freesciencelessons (youtube) (website)

primrose kitten (youtube) (website)

languages

how i taught myself gcse french🇫🇷

10 unusual language learning tips

100 reasons to learn a foreign language

100 reasons not to give up on your target language

how hermionie granger would study a language

improve your language skills

gcse spanish revision workbook

french movies

how to study a foreign language using fanfiction

the little prince in 32 languages

@lovelybluepanda

side note: when looking for language resources online, gcse level is equivalent to b1 on the cefr scale :)

humanities

guide to new spec history

how to study history

edexcel history resources

hehehe fun fact!!!!!

aqa religious studies resources

whole of aqa geography paper 1 video

how to study geography (1) (2)

plant lacey: geography revision (youtube)

edexcel history - elizabeth yt playlist

edexcel history - whitechapel yt playlist

edexcel history - weimar and nazi germany yt playlist

edexcel history - crime and punishment yt playlist

essay subjects

structuring essays

tips

substitutes for ‘shows’

misc

bitesize

bitesize app w/ flashcards (ios) (android)

gcsepod

seneca learning

revision world

s-cool

studywise gcse directory

englishbizhope this helps :)

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I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

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I like Tumblr because it’s probably the only place on the internet where you can have a username that isn’t your name. Looking at you Instagram.👁

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“But I don’t think empires or cities or even five-bedroom detached houses are built on the sordid fact that people have sex, I think they are built on the sordid fact that people have mortgages.”

— Anne Enright, The Gathering

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Lance: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium*

Pidge: What did you think a tiger shark was, Lance?

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every time richard campbell gansey iii was the dramatic bitch he was born to be:

anytime he sucks on a mint leaf. he truly cannot just be a normal person who chews gum, can he?????

thought a girl was pretty so he convinced his friend to ask her out. this makes no sense because although gansey is a dramatic bitch, he is also a dumb bitch

when he runs into cabeswater and just starts yelling at the sky

fully commissioning his sister to fly him and his friends IN A HELICOPTER so they can find a dead welsh king

did not buy his mother a birthday gift because he himself was a gift

couldn’t sleep so he built an entire model of their town out of empty cardboard boxes and other trash

“top shelf” “beg pardon?” gansey stop talking like an 82 year old man ur 17

was mad once and kicked his shoes across the room, proceeding to say “yee haw” under his breath for absolutely no reason

started calling blue ‘jane’ so much that it was surprising whenever he called her by her real name. all because he’s “always liked the name jane.”

when ronan tricked him into listening to the murder squash song and gansey rips off the headphones and says “bastard. bastard. you betrayed my trust.” gansey, sir, this is a mcdonalds

when blue called his aquamarine polo shirt ugly and he got defensive and called her an eggplant in retaliation

when gansey was pissed at ronan and adam laughed at ronan’s joke and gansey said “et tu, brute? disappointed.” is it really that deep, richard ???

is literally a millionaire and drives a car from 1973 that breaks down anytime anyone even looks at it. if you talk shit about said car, gansey will burst a blood vessel

also lives in a factory where the fridge is in the same room as the toilet when he could’ve been a normal teenage millionaire and bought a house

literally died and came back to life. TWICE.

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A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

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I read this as “Remember to drink babies” was v confused.

Remember to drink water babes