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Long time no see!

Would you guys prefer posts by asks or submissions? :)

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Star Trek title sequences but they’re songs from the year each series came out

og idea from @bad-startrek-aus and some others in the notes of this post

(also I didn’t realize that post was so old but it came across my dash last night and I just had to make it a reality)

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bad tng au: instead of playing poker, the crew have weekly dnd sessions. riker dms

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TNG rejected plotline/AU where Alexander brings home the class Tribble for the weekend

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AU where Terry Crews pitches all the AUs with him to Paramount or whoever and they all get merged into one TV show

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An Alternate Universe where all ships have a Vulcan medical officer whose answer to everything medically is "I have to initiate a Mind Meld" before proceeding. All fellow medical officers, nurses, and staff roll their eyes in a "not again" implication.

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First Contact AU where Worf tells Picard; "If you were a Tribble, I'd kill you where you stand"

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An Alternate Universe where Miles, Keiko, Julian, and Kira all are in a complicated polyamorous relationship.

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AU where Insurrection didn’t play out like like an TNG extended episode

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AU where Starfleet is owned by Disney

If this gets us songs in the episodes, then yes please!

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AU where every Federation starship has at least one McDonalds, Starbucks, and Subway inside of it. Some have Orange Julius

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All of the theme songs are replaced with Scooby Doo themes, and get similar opening sequences. DS9 gets Mystery Incorporated, and I guess TOS gets the original Scooby Doo theme, idk about the others

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AU where it turns out that there are six Quarks. They call themselves Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Charm and Strange.

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Worf's sash is actually a scouting sash covered in badges.

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AU where each theme song is replaced with a hit song from the year the show came out -- Voyager's theme song is now "Gangsta's Paradise". DS9: "Whoomp! There It Is", TOS: "Paint It Black", Disco: "Believer" by Imagine Dragons. TNG's opening theme: "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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AUu where they played the regular theme music at the opening of "In a Mirror, Darkly". It still has the altered video opening, though, so you've got "Faith of the Heart" playing over all the footage of military stuff

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Au where Tribbles bounce- not all over the place like a ping pong ball but just more of a gentle bob.