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old five but he’s played by aidan gallagher in a cheap party city wig
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five looks so proud of himself
kinda late but I wanted to draw more TUA, loved the new season! 👌
#five hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#fanart#not my art#reblog
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NOT THE FUCKING COW 😂😂
Five: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Klaus: The COW??
Five: Yes Klaus, thE FUCKING COW
#it’s the cow for me#tua#ua#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#tua shitpost#five
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David “Dave” Katz, Diego Hargreeves/Original Male Character(s), Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Allison Hargreeves & Luther Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves & Reginald Hargreeves, The Handler/Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy) Characters: The Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy), Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Luther Hargreeves, Number Five, Delores, Reginald Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy), Lila Pitts, The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Hazel (Umbrella Academy), Cha-Cha (Umbrella Academy), Peter Griffin, Gerard Way, Aidan Gallagher, Dolores (Umbrella Academy), MCR - Character Additional Tags: The Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) - Freeform, The Umbrella Academy (TV) - Freeform, DaD sEnT mE tO tHe MoOn (Umbrella Academy), Bisexual Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves Needs Help, References to Drugs, Drugs, Homelessness, Sex, Sexual Humor, Alternate Universe - Crack, Inappropriate Humor, My Chemical Romance References, Musical References, Bottom Klaus Hargreeves, Everyone Is Gay, Gay Male Character, Bisexuality, Relationship(s), Sexual Content Series: Part 1 of sexy cheese TUA AU Summary:
Reginald Hargreeves, also known as famous rapper Lil Reggie “Eminem” G-Hargreeves had tried to start a band called “The Umbrella Fuckers” with his gang the “The Wet Apes”. This didn’t work out. So, Reggie decided to just adopt a bunch of fucking children to turn them into a band instead and to capitalize on them. Just a day after he got that idea some random kids with special powers were born and he decided to adopt them.
A TUA Crack!Fic made with love and depression <3
#the umbrella academy#tua netflix#tua#the umbrella academy season#luther hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#dave katz#klave#vissy#vanya hargreeves
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unrelated to tua but i am watching the last episode of s1 of My Hero Acadamia, and holy shit this show is so good-
so far I don’t have a favorite 😔 although, All Might is super fucking cool
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this is better without context.
maybe getting hit by a car cured him.
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this needs more notes holy shit
the reason why five hargreeves couldn't stop the apocalypse is because he was wearing bowling shoes.
#sksksks#it’s the bowling shoes for me#number five#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#aidan gallagher#tua
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the “we all know words” is perfect
The Handler: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Five: I would say infinitesimally.
Klaus: And I’d say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Five: When did you get here?
#tua#ua#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#tua shitpost#five
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i can’t not imagine him saying this to like his siblings, or Reginald,,,, or like anyone ever.
Five: With all due respect, which is none.
#he’s a little shit#tua#ua#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#tua shitpost#five
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damn Netflix is on their good shit!!

Netflix already updated their blurb with Elliott's new name 💖
#good shit all around#good shit#wow that was quick#elliot page#emmy raver lampman#the umbrella academy#netflix#tua#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves
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the absolute bonding moments lmao
Deadass, now that Elliot has come out, I will be using he/him pronouns for him in my fics from now on, but will continue with the name "Vanya" until told otherwise. If you are upset by that, then I suggest reading another author's fic because, you know, I ain't about that lowkey transphobia as a trans person myself.
#the umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#five#tua shitpost#elliot page
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Spread the word y’all!! Please reblog!!
Homophobes/Transphobes will be blocked ❤️
Let’s get the #elliotpage tag circulating over his deadname!!
#elliotpage#elliot#page#elliot page#trans#lgbtq#please reblog!!#spread the word#the umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#five#tua important#david castañeda#david castaneda#emmy raver lampman#tom hopper#aidanrgallagher#robert sheehan#justin min
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dude was looking: respectively
👀👀👀👀
Five + 👀 for the Dancer
Requested by @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ;)
#why’d the even let him in?#they don’t allow minors smh#👀👀👀👀#who let me speak#five hargreeves#five#number five#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#2x01
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it’s about freakin time lol

Y’ALL AIDAN ALSO WANTS NEW CLOTHES FOR FIVE😭😂😂
#new costume? 👀#that’s interesting#that’s suspicious#that’s weird#lmao lemme shut up#the umbrella academy#tua#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#number 5#umbrella academy#number five#aidan gallagher
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i am ✨p✨i✨s✨s✨e✨d✨ that r*eggie won... might do another so he loses >:)
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#dont let this flop#umbrella academy s1#umbrella academy s2#umbrella academy s3#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#tua shitpost
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