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ooc/

so i suck at staying active and things in my life have taken a downfall relatively fast and quickly and shit and my work has been giving me more hours and im trying to quit and my one doc doesnt think a medical leave would be for the best but i kinda wanna take it and that would mean lOL BACK IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE IN JANUARY GO ME YAY MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES but ugh yeah just uh yeah

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a poem for mah boo,

roses are red violets are blue your bowties are sxc nd your ass is divine

<3333333333333333333

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you suckkkk!!!

I don’t watch that show Puckerman.

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uhhhm everything?

the stuff dr house is on?????

You need to take it easy on the pain meds then. What did they put you on?

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you did? i dont remember anything...but i dont remember much from this morning besides cookies sooo

LAUREN

LAAAAAUUUURREEEEENn

YOURE ENGAGED??????????

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LAUREN

LAAAAAUUUURREEEEENn

YOURE ENGAGED??????????

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guys

guess what sara did today

she stayed home from school (DONT TELL MA OH MY GOD SHE'D KILL ME) and baked me a cake in her essy bake oven or whatever it is idk but the cookies werent kosher so she was like SHHHH DONT TELL LMOMOMOMMOMOMMMM and i was like GRRRRL IST OKAYYYY

so we pigged out on cookies and it was the best

we're watching lizzy mcguire now and omgomgomg you guysss she gETS ME YOU KNOW???

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mamazizes replied to your post: hey heyheyheyheyhey hey guys heeeeey you know...

ooc// at least high!puck isn’t a toddler!puck OOPS DID I SAY THAT

YOU ARE SASSY AND I LOVE YOU

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hey

heyheyheyheyhey

hey guys

heeeeey

you know whats really super duper amazing?

sandwiches. sandwiches with mayonnaise especially omg you guys. theyre the actual fucking best. and bananas. ohhhhhh my god.

best fruit to ever ever dude like you donteven know

sara keeps calling me crazy buttttttttt she just doenst understand the love me and the banana shared oaky it was like true deep DEEP love thatll last eternally. the banana like,m represent me and blaine. so muc.h ijust oiajlkwmtiegka

omnomonmonomonomonlmonmo

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text @Finn

Puck: yo man! heard the good news, congrats!!

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: No, I don't think it'll be before... with school and getting ready to graduate, I don't think it would be smart. But he leaves in like two months and will be gone for three after that. So it'll be at least five before we actually get married. I think. We haven't discussed it though.

Lo: And no. If we do the whole wedding party thing, I may ask Q to be my MoH. So if Kurt hasn't already called it, get your ass to apologizing to Finn if you'd like to be his best man.

Puck: how do i doooo that thooooough

Puck: i better be invited to your fucking bachelorette party then. or like we'll have one of our own because you and me? are gonna get schwwaaaaaasted

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: we aren't getting married right away. But I'd told him before he has to wait until after we graduate college. Now he's not going and he's off to boot camp two weeks after graduation for three moths...

Puck: so are you getting hitched before he leaves or after basic before he gets sent to wherever they want him to go? or just having an extended engagement? AND YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTIOn. LET ME BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR.

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: ME YOU FUCKTARD

Puck: OH MY GOD CAN I BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Puck: WOWOWOWOWOWOW I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE WAITING????????

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: Who the hell do you think he's marrying?!

Puck: I DONT KNOW. THATS WHAT IM ASKING YOU.

Puck: DID HE PULL A HANGOVER AND GO TO LAS VEGAS????? WITHOUT ME?????

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: You're a jackass.

Puck: why wont you telllll meeeee???? :(((( youre a meanie butt head okay

Puck: also mom just made me take some more of the pills so i dont know whats going on just that FINN IS GETTING MARRIED AND YOURE OKAy WITH THIS???

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: Whose wedding do you think you dumbass?

Puck: THE MUFFIN MANS? I DONT FUCKING KNOW OKAY IM ON A SHIT TON OF PAIN KILLERS RIGHT NOW I DONT KNOW UP FROM DOWN

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Text @Puck's phone

Lo: Well you did help Kurt's boyfriend cheat on him. Again. And Finn's pissed that you hurt Kurt. No, it's not okay. But Quinn at least understands that people wanna help her now. I'm not a fan of the Harem thing, but I think she's finally happy. Something you'd be if you realized people care about you. No matter what.

Lo: Fuck it. If you're just gonna complain about how terrible everything is but do nothing to change it, I can't do anything. And here I was about to convince Finn to make you his Best Man.

Puck: WHOA WHAO WHOA WHOA WHOA HWOA WEOGNKWE

Puck: BACK UP A FUCKING SECOND

Puck: BEST MAN????? TO WHOS FUCKING WEDDING HOLY SHIT LAUREN YOU CANT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

Puck: EXPLAIN YOURSELF BEFORE I GET SARA TO USE HER CUTENESS TO FORCE IT OUTTA YOU

Puck: DONT THiNK I WONT. YOU KNOW HOW POWERFUL SHE IS!!!