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straight men aren’t allowed to be attracted to women in armor or suits or leather jackets

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me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

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Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

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not 2 be like .completely incoherent all the time but i dont understand how the concept of baby clothes doesnt make most people burst in2 tears like the arms on the shirts r like that cus theyre that small like their little arms have 2 fit in there like ….we have 2 make it special just for how theyre sized

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today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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Welcome to the ice-cream store. What flavor you want?

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Bidoof In Real Life

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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

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you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

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not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

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the lgbth (horse girl) community

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‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

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way to go you god damn idiot egg

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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?